Granted, but it finishes 2 hours later.

I wish I got everything for free.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
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Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted but the world has been devastated by nuclear war and the only thing left is dust.

I wish I could get Verizon's FiOS internet where I live.

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Granted, but the day after service starts Verizon will impose a 10gb monthly cap.

I wish I could drop everything and go travel the world.

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Granted, but seeing as you dropped everything, you have absolutely nothing left.

I wish I could teleport places.

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Granted. You accidentally teleport into space and become unconscious before you can teleport yourself back.

I wish I had some chinese food right now. (/me is hungry. )

Granted, but due to a msg overdose you now feel like crap for a couple hours.

I wish I didn't have insomnia sometimes.

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Granted, you now have insomnia permanently instead.

I wish I needed less sleep.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
\m/ \m/

Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted. You need no sleep. You are now insanely bored at 4am.

I wish I could stay wide awake during physics class. "Torque, equations and circular motion.... You are getting sleepy... very sleepy..."

Granted, but your understanding of the content is severely diminished.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow at 9 am without feeling like crap.

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granted but after getting up you decide to go back to sleep

i wish my gastritis goes away by the time ive taken all my meds

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There are many dangers on Pandora, and one of the subtlest is that you may come to love it too much.

Ha, that really did happen

Granted, but you're left with a mean case of dandruff.

I wish there could be at least one day this week that my dad doesn't need me for errands.

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Granted, but you spend it sleeping instead.

I wish I could use the internet while asleep.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
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Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, your posts look like closed-captioned zombie moans.

I wish that small things would stop leeching my monies away.