Rules: Make a wish. Answer the previous poster's wish, but with a condition that ruins it, then make your own wish.
E.g.
Poster 1: I wish I was on Pandora
Poster 2: Granted, but you're a human and don't have an exopack. I wish for x

I wish I had done this sooner.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
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Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, but your attempt to fails.

I wish I could meet Zoe Saldana!

Granted, but I meet Neytiri instead.

I wish I could meet Neytiri.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
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Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, but we have already mated for life

I wish I could get an awesome job this summer!

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J Sully: "gunnish is a special accent only spoken by Gunny!"
Kestor: "Gunnish turns Zoe on."

Granted. It's awesome, but pays really badly.

I wish I could change human nature.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
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Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, but it only lasts for one day

I wish I could travel into space.

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J Sully: "gunnish is a special accent only spoken by Gunny!"
Kestor: "Gunnish turns Zoe on."

Granted, but you still can't go fast enough to get anywhere in your lifetime.

I wish humans has perfected faster than light travel.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
\m/ \m/

Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, but I get to go and you have to stay at the command base

I wish I was a Jedi! haha

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J Sully: "gunnish is a special accent only spoken by Gunny!"
Kestor: "Gunnish turns Zoe on."

Granted, but you don't have a functional lightsaber

I wish I had the script to Avatar 2.

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Perspective is everything.

Granted, but I get the full resolution post production video file.

I wish Avatar 2 was released tomorrow.

Granted, but its sold out and you cant see it!

I wish I could be IN avatar 2!

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J Sully: "gunnish is a special accent only spoken by Gunny!"
Kestor: "Gunnish turns Zoe on."

Granted, you're a marine who dies within 10 seconds of the first battle.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but its a tiny little stub of a tail

I wish I had an Ikran

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J Sully: "gunnish is a special accent only spoken by Gunny!"
Kestor: "Gunnish turns Zoe on."

Granted, but you can't make tsahaylu as you have no queue.

I wish I had liquid nitrogen cooling on my PC.

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Things change, but Avatar is always a part of us, our inspiration and our dream. We all follow it differently, but remember how it brought us together.
\m/ \m/

Living isn't easy when you're far away from home...

Granted, but your CPU breaks because of extremely low temps.

I wish I dont get tsaherpes

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