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Storyline-If I had a dollar every time I saw a movie where a paraplegic marine went to a moon full of blue aliens, I'd be a ****ing billionaire.
The Na'vi-WTF last time I checked skin isn't blue. CGI-It's too real looking. Nobody wants to go see a movie with good graphics. Acting-Really? Yeah, I totally believe you're flying around on a giant animal. I can also see the strings attached to those birds. Realistic-Yeah, like I want to watch a scifi that could conceivably happen in the future. GET REAL!!!! Aircraft-WTF that's not what helicopters look like idiots! Racist-Not enough white people. Every actor should be white. Encourages homosexuality- Quaritch: "I might just give you a big wet kiss." Pandora-You want to go there? That's called escapism. Nobody else wants to escape reality. Why don't you act like normal people and do drugs, get drunk and spend hours a day in front of a television/computer screen. Soundtrack-Why don't you listen to some real music. Normal people listen to Justin Bieber. Message-Yeah, like earth is really going to be practically dead in the future. We haven't had any negative impact on nature yet. Even so, it's our job as humans to consume every resource possible and as fast as possible. The Bond-WTF I don't want to have sex with animals you sicko pervert furries. Bottom line: Avatard is a pathetic excuse for entertainment. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Jersey Shore episode to watch.
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Ummmm.....
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Lol are you high man? SERIOUSLY?!?! Jersey Shore is on tomorrow
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Great list - and yes, sadly they are probably true for some people who dont like the movie.
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