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Old 12-14-2010, 12:35 PM
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Default Avatar Sequel Set to Come Out in Dazzling 8-D

Ok .. apply brakes .. this is a college humor spoof article .. but while being rather amusing, it also is intriguing ..


LOS ANGELES -- Riding on a wave of confidence after the commercial and critical success of his blockbuster Avatar, Director James Cameron announced Tuesday that the sequel will arrive in theaters as an unprecedented 8-dimensional film.

The world of the Na’vi is too expansive to be contained in typical, mortal dimensions, according to Cameron, who agreed to be interviewed in his Kathryn Bigelow form after locking himself in a cylindrical avatar capsule and transferring bodily vessels.

“Most directors ask themselves: ‘What can I do with this medium?’ I ask: ‘What can I do to this medium?’” Cameron-Bigelow said.

Although many scientists are already scratching their brows as to how Cameron will be able to film in 8 dimensions, the director himself seems more certain than marine Jake Sully when he decided to become the first human to tame the mighty Toruk.

“You doubt my powers, don’t you?” said Cameron-Bigelow as he/she slipped on his/her crimson stilettos in preparation for yet another Oscar celebration, “Fool. Not only will this film contain five more dimensions, but it will extend for an extra five hours.”

When questioned as to how he/she would seek to appease the film distributor 20th Century Fox with such an exorbitantly long film, Cameron-Bigelow simply smiled and said, “Oh jeez, you still think Rupert Murdoch controls his own body?”

Before stepping into a limousine to be chauffeured to the Oscar Party, Cameron-Bigelow explained in-depth how the eight-dimensional film would work.

“With three dimensions, you can control length, width, and height. With the fourth, you can control time. With the fifth, it’s movement. The sixth, energy. The seventh, dark matter. The eighth…well, that’s everything. Everything.”


What if one day they really do make movies that are multi-dimensional .. meaning the Star Trek holographic room experience .. O.O

And not surprisingly .. what if Cameron were the one to eventually do it ..

The mind simply marvels at the possibility and probability!

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Old 12-14-2010, 05:07 PM
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That would be interesting...
Imposstble, but interesting.
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:04 PM
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Do want!!!!
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:28 AM
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hmm... 8d films. Does this mean I have to pay 8x more for a ticket?

Srsly, DO WANT Neytiri in 8 dimensions...
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:55 AM
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For Avatar? Hell yes I would...

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Originally Posted by Sight Unseen View Post
hmm... 8d films. Does this mean I have to pay 8x more for a ticket?
No. This means you pay 2X for movie ticket. You already pay extra to see movie in 4th dimension.

On a more serious note, Avatar in 8-D? Thats a potent mix! Gives me the goosebumps.

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Old 12-18-2010, 10:41 AM
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All I need is Neytiri in 8-D
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