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Old 01-04-2011, 08:31 PM
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Because Avatar tattoo guy needs a place to renew his vows to his wife (who you better believe he'll make dress like Neytiri), the Hunan Provence (not to be confused with the Hunan Palace, which is right down the street and has an $11.95 all-you-can-eat buffet that can make a grown man **** for days) in China is now offering Avatar-themed weddings in the actual mountains that inspired the floating ones in the movie. Except apparently they spared every expense possible.

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Enter Xiao Tsao, a blushing bride-to-be who, as part of a multi-party wedding amongst the sandstone pillars, felt compelled to utilize the services of these exploitation kings. Sadly, the Avatar-themed wedding did not deliver, as they were unable to emulate the Na'vi created by Cameron. According to Tsao, the "Na'vi" were nothing more than forestry workers wearing long underwear dyed blue and masks: as a whole, very disappointing.
Disappointing, huh? *calling Expedia to cancel flight to China* Call your ecstasy dealer and break out the glow-necklaces, honey -- looks like it's a TRON-themed wedding after all!

Avatar-Themed Weddings Hit China [weirdasiannews]

Thanks to Melissa, who agrees the only appropriate theme for a wedding is love. Or Transformers.
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Old 01-04-2011, 08:51 PM
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:32 PM
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:24 PM
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There is only one word in the English language capable of describing what happened here.

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Old 01-05-2011, 02:11 AM
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:46 AM
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Wow, thats going a bit far don't ya think.
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:11 AM
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:24 AM
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:37 AM
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Ugh. That's some really poor taste of a wedding. I feel ashamed.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:38 PM
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Well, each to their own.

Personally, I would never attend to such a wedding though.
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Old 01-11-2011, 04:41 AM
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Looks a bit like they got their idea of Na'vi outfits from Hometree Wisconsin's YouTube videos...

Wiggling bare toes,

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Old 01-12-2011, 04:11 AM
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A normal wedding (read: minus the forestry workers) at the sandstone mountains would be pretty cool...
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:28 AM
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Looks a bit like they got their idea of Na'vi outfits from Hometree Wisconsin's YouTube videos...

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Old 01-12-2011, 05:46 AM
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I'll pass on that kthxbai.
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:13 PM
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Okay... This is all getting a bit too much now Avatar pr0n... Now this!?
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