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Old 08-18-2010, 09:16 PM
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You gotta check this out:

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

I spent the whole evening reading through this site. It's just that epic.
It contains examples of really, really stupid customers from all over the world. An example:

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Customer: “Can you help me please?”
Me: “Yes, of course, what can I do for you?”
Customer: “Well, I want to buy some food for my cat, but mine doesn’t look like the one on the packet. Can I still feed it to him?”
Me: “Yes sir, of course.”
Customer: “Wow, really? Thanks!”
And it gets worse. Much worse.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:58 PM
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YO that sight was indeed epic, as eltu clearly pointed out.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:46 PM
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such facepalmage
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Old 08-19-2010, 01:17 AM
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Some people shouldn't be allowed outside.
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Old 08-19-2010, 01:47 AM
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So much win

Also been reading it most of the evening here

Here are some others I like:
Computer Stupidities
There, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs
That Will Buff Out - Funny Car Photos
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Chatroulette Trolls: Art of Trolling
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook.
Failbook - Funny Facebook Status Messages ( Failbooking )
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:07 AM
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ha.

those aren't the smartest people.
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Old 08-21-2010, 08:04 AM
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that is just wonderful, i needed a smile laugh
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Old 08-21-2010, 08:15 AM
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So much win

Also been reading it most of the evening here

Here are some others I like:

Chatroulette Trolls: Art of Trolling
That site is epic. I love this quote:
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Old 08-21-2010, 09:20 AM
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Ah yes, The Art of Trolling is AWESOME. Just pure AWESOME.
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:07 PM
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Quote:
customer: “i don’t believe this! It’s not a real sword! And it’s not even sharp?! Do i look stupid to you?”

me: “you look like a person trying to bring a sword onto a plane.”
win.
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:37 PM
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I have worked retail for almost twenty years. I have three or four examples of the 'average intelligence' of American people.

Working at Sea World in San Diego, the one gift shop I was working in had an entire wall 30 feet by 10 feet of film that we sold.
Tourist walks in to shop and comes to the counter in front of the wall o' film:
"Do you sell film?"
It took my coworker and I a few seconds to compose our selves to not offend the idiot. We looked behind us, looked at him, then looked behind us then looked at him.
"Yes." was all we could say. He did look at the wall finally and said
"You do, good. What kind of film do I need?" (Without pulling out a camera or any other way of knowing.)

DOH!

On another day, a lady tourist walks in with a map to the park that she likely got at the front gate, comes to the counter and says in a frustrated voice ,

"Do you have another map? This one doesn't work!!"

Not nearly as stupid as some of the ones on that site, but standouts in my mind.
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Old 08-21-2010, 04:47 PM
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I have worked retail for almost twenty years. I have three or four examples of the 'average intelligence' of American people.

Working at Sea World in San Diego, the one gift shop I was working in had an entire wall 30 feet by 10 feet of film that we sold.
Tourist walks in to shop and comes to the counter in front of the wall o' film:
"Do you sell film?"
It took my coworker and I a few seconds to compose our selves to not offend the idiot. We looked behind us, looked at him, then looked behind us then looked at him.
"Yes." was all we could say. He did look at the wall finally and said
"You do, good. What kind of film do I need?" (Without pulling out a camera or any other way of knowing.)
I lol'd irl. Average intelligence isn't so average anymore, eh?
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Old 08-21-2010, 10:32 PM
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Lolz. These two are pretty funny as well.



And just this one, cos it's epic:
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