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Old 09-11-2010, 03:02 AM
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I just want to say one thing: Tree of Souls's manuscripts are shambolic beyond description. In the text that follows, I don't intend to recount all of the damage caused by Tree of Souls's discourteous orations but I do want to point out that Tree of Souls is a big fan of vigilante justice. Okay, that was a facetious statement. This one is not: Given the amount of misinformation that Tree of Souls is circulating, I must point out that I want to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. That may seem simple enough, but we've all heard it yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear.

Of course, there is a lot of debate on this subject but the best scholars feel that Tree of Souls's associates have repeatedly been caught tossing sops to the egos of the squalid. I had expected better from it and its vaunted retinue, but then again, our battle with Tree of Souls is a battle between spiritualism and propagandism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that Tree of Souls has, at times, called me "thrasonical" or "distasteful". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly deceitful ways to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping.

The malignant sensationalism I've been writing about is not primarily the fault of pretentious fiends, nor of the wretched, querulous parvenus who criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. It is the fault of Tree of Souls. If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Tree of Souls's dissertations, one is promptly condemned as loud, disaffected, neo-shrewish, or whatever epithet Tree of Souls deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. I wish I knew when Tree of Souls was planning on unleashing its next volley of rabid obiter dicta. Alas, I'm no Nostradamus. Nevertheless, some of my predictions have come true in spades. For instance, I predicted ages ago that Tree of Souls would turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals, and look what happened. Even scarier, I predicted that Tree of Souls would do away with intellectual honesty. Although most people doubted that prediction when I made it, they neglected to consider that Tree of Souls once tried convincing me that its decisions are based on reason. Does it think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that when Tree of Souls was first found extinguishing the voices of opposition, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Tree of Souls is planning to prevent me from getting my work done, I'm clearly downright terrified.

One other thing: Tree of Souls always cavils at my attempts to reinforce notions of positive self-esteem. That's probably because to Tree of Souls's mind, we should cast our lots with blathering antagonists. So that means that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it, right? No, not right. The truth is that Tree of Souls's idea of unreasonable separatism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a tactless, petty blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a quislingism-prone and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a doctrinaire frenzy and then prompts them to rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot.

Tree of Souls knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. When all is said and done, Tree of Souls is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's execrable to put the fear of God into it; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that antinomianism is a plague upon us all, a pox that will likely not be erased in the lifetime of any reader of this letter. To Tree of Souls, however, it's merely a convenient mechanism for plaguing our minds. Tree of Souls is doing everything in its power to make me wind up in a straitjacket and locked in a padded cell. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.

Tree of Souls must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Tree of Souls also realized that you might say, "It is easier for me to imagine a million-dimensional vector space than the number of inconsistencies in its perorations." Fine, I agree. But it maintains that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented prank phone calls. While that happens to be pure fantasy from the world of make-believe, one important fact to consider is that caciquism, diabolism, and irrationalism follow its footsteps. Wherever Tree of Souls goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that if we fail to do something about the continuing—make that the escalating—effort on its part to marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The "decay of that colossal wreck," as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that Tree of Souls accuses me of being a liar. The only proven liar around here, however, is Tree of Souls. Only a die-hard liar like Tree of Souls could claim that turning back the clock and repealing all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. The truth, in case you haven't already figured it out, is that its policy is to provoke the worst classes of salacious wheeler-dealers there are into action. Then, Tree of Souls uses their responses in whatever way it sees fit, generally to put increased disruptive powers in the hands of tyrannical, sappy warmongers.

This is not the first time I've wanted to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. But it is the first time I realized that I'm not very conversant with its background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that Tree of Souls demands that its ethics be discussed in only the most positive light. To ensure that this demand is met, it sends its coterie after anyone who fails to show the utmost deference when planting big, wet, sloppy kisses on Tree of Souls's behind.

Wherever contemptible so-called experts are seen entangling our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, humor, or caprice of jaundiced, raucous ratbags, Tree of Souls is there. Wherever crotchety, cheeky sectarians are found persuading many of Tree of Souls's rivals to enter into a one-way "dialogue" with Tree of Souls, Tree of Souls is lurking nearby. Wherever ruthless undesirables are observed ridiculing the accomplishments of generations of great men and women, Tree of Souls will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, no matter how bad you think Tree of Souls's ballyhoos are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. Look at what's happened since Tree of Souls first ordered its squadristi to abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology: Views once considered power-hungry are now considered ordinary. Views once considered raving are now considered perfectly normal. And the most snappish of Tree of Souls's views are now seen as gospel by legions of what I call blinkered crumbums.

Tree of Souls drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that Tree of Souls maintains that it has its moral compass in tact. Perhaps it would be best for it to awaken from its delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that it's unfortunate that it has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped.

It has been revealed that Tree of Souls plans to paint people of different races and cultures as treasonous alien forces undermining the coherent national will. First reaction yields that there are certainly signs that it is becoming increasingly unmannerly. A little more thought leads to the more accurate conclusion that we mustn't let Tree of Souls compromise the things that define us, including integrity, justice, love, and sharing. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. This seems so obvious, I am amazed there is even any discussion about it. Summa summarum, as soon as Tree of Souls's foot soldiers wiretap all of our telephones and computers, they will have destroyed the basis for their own existence.


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(that means that none of it is real, I haven't even read the whole thing) ((So this is like april fools. Except, its not april... soo.... September fools!))
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:30 AM
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*not amused*

All i could think while reading is, Wtf is this? Did he use the thesaurus on every other word? It makes no sense. I would be angry if it wasnt for the fact that atleast it passed time in my dull night. You get a meh from me.
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:33 AM
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I don't think you read the whole thing...
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:39 AM
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Sadly I really did, I was really that bored id summarize for proof but I'm not sure you can really summarize all that! Lol
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:40 AM
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And you didnt lol?
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:44 AM
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Whoops meant you can't summarize all that. I'm not even sure what half of it meant I may need to click the related link to understand lol.
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:47 AM
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rofl, you dont get it yet. Click the link and you may understand.
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:51 AM
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I tried following. I thought "Man, Aihwa must be a A-level student in Oxford!" Haha...

I think it was a little funny - the thing you had going against you was that it was semi-understandable. I could comprehend some sentences, so I continued reading. What this does is makes people keep reading for 30 mins, be terribly confused, and then annoyed it was a joke.

Still, you had me....
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:51 AM
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What I have to say will probably provoke a response from Ninat. She may label me "hypersensitive" or even "brusque". I realize and accept that as a consequence of what I am about to say. However, I do hope that Ninat will read everything I have to say before labeling me. Let me get to the crux of the matter: Ninat is not just yawping. She is unbelievably, astronomically yawping.

We must definitely convert retreat into advance. Does that sound extremist? Is it too revolting for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. Accompanying this recognition of the indeterminateness of verifiability with regard to an external, objective reality has been a crisis regarding our ability to know that Ninat's rabid game of chess—the inarticulate chess of irrationalism—has continued for far too long. It's time to checkmate this mindless survivalist and show her that the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities. Unfortunately, Ninat's special quality is that she wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Ninat is a perpetual victim of injustice. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that I have a practical plan for improving the state of education in this country. I propose that we get knowledgeable and well-trained teachers, equip them with syllabi filled with challenging texts and materials, and have them teach students that Ninat is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, her willingness to keep us everlastingly ill at ease sets a new world record for brazenness.

As all of the cognoscenti already know, sometimes I think that Ninat is simply a willing pawn of those poxy fomenters of revolution who foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. I typically drop that willing-pawn notion, however, whenever I remember that you may be worried that Ninat will exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless by the next full moon. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Ninat always represents herself as the victim, as betrayed and sinned against, demeaned and tormented because of society's jealousy. That's clear. But Ninat promotes a victimization hierarchy. She and her cronies appear at the top of the hierarchy, naturally, and therefore profess that they deserve to be given more money, support, power, etc. than anyone else. Other groups, depending on Ninat's view of them, are further down the list. At the bottom are those of us who realize that when Ninat stated that she can succeed without trying, I concluded that she was completely hostile. Now that she claims that the sun rises just for her, I assert that she's crossed the line into post-rationalist neo-Hegelianism. In closing, all that I ask is that you join me to stop Ninat and take steps against the whole disloyal brotherhood of baleful mafia dons.
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I tried following. I thought "Man, Aihwa must be a A-level student in Oxford!" Haha...

I think it was a little funny - the thing you had going against you was that it was semi-understandable. I could comprehend some sentences, so I continued reading. What this does is makes people keep reading for 30 mins, be terribly confused, and then annoyed it was a joke.

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Old 09-11-2010, 04:12 AM
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I read about half way right before my brain was on the point of exploding XD
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:14 AM
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After clicking the link its now actually pretty hilarious

I may just have to do this to a friend of mine next
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Big words don't mean intelligence, but I got the jist of it. I got nothing out of it, and was bored at the 4th paragraph. I kind of lost the whole point of this memor, sorry.

It seems like a conversation someone would have with themselves while pacing back and forth in a room or a study. Whoever uses that language in the real world though, I pity them. How can anyone communicate like that to a person? It kind of limits your audience dramatically! Ohhh ma gooodnessz
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:24 AM
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The number of people not reading the whole thing is really, really, funny.

You'll get it if you read far enough...
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