haha yeah you got it about the tree

the longest I managed to stay away from ToS was when I went on vacations to a countryside. The "longest" lasted... 2 days

- then I was climbing trees in order to post /check PMs cos I was in a bad coverage area!

that says something doesn't it.
Definitely, try bunjee. Nothing like a freefall, & a split second of ingravity. One of the most euphoric sensations I've ever experienced. Don't die before you try it

parachuting is great, too.