How are you a Catholic? How? Judging by what you've posted here and AF, your "fruits" aren't what anyone would expect from a real Christian. I don't believe you are. I just don't. Knowing your posting style, knowing what you like, don't like, how you speak, how you insult people, how you've never said you were Catholic until just now... all I can say is, "I smell a rat." You're baiting me.
As much as I would love to believe you, I know how you act here, and it isn't Christian. It's like a Jew saying he believes in Judaism, and goes out everyday to a strip club with a 6-pack right after eating bacon for breakfast. Just... no. Maybe you go to Church or something. Maybe you do mass. But by what I know about you here, you are not a Christian, and you are certainly not a Catholic. I'm sorry. If it looks like a duck and acts like a duck...
You "keep an open mind" but you're Catholic? What the hell does that mean? You're either Catholic or you're not. You either defend the gospel or you don't.
Against Jesus' teachings? You've posted all sorts of hideous insults to everyone, especially me, just for voicing my opinion on how I follow the Bible. You swear constantly. You swore just a few minutes ago to me in this conversation, in fact. You have no qualms whatsoever on what's a sin and what isn't. You have never once before on either AF or ToS indicated you were a Catholic. You enjoy talking about porn as if it's funny. (?) You pass yourself all the time with that "holier than thou art" attitude in any argument (except maybe the Sea Shepherds debate). Your sense of humor is... utterly vulgar.
You're serious? You are actually serious? This has got to be a joke. You've bashed the Bible more times than I can fathom (the basic book that the Catholics rely upon besides their Catechism). Almost every word you type is in opposition to Jesus' teachings. You've even said you don't hold to any religion. You're lying. You are not a Catholic. I hate it when you play these mind games with me.
Do you believe Jesus died for the sins of the world, is the Son of God, and should be worshipped accordingly, following His teachings (which dictate against practically every single post you've ever made on this forum)? The Protestant and Catholic teachings of this are pretty much the same on this subject. If you do not believe the above, you are not a Catholic.
You're actually telling me: a person who has absolutely no respect for others' beliefs, loves to cause strife, laughs at dirty jokes, swears all the time, ridicules those who call themselves Christian, favors practically everything the Bible stands against....
...is a Catholic? A real one? Are you actually serious?