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Yes, I am reposting this old... uhm... "favorite" from the ol' golden days of AF ;)

Starring me as Ninat, Cyan as CMQ, and the others as... the others. :D

Yes, as always this is HUGE, and takes a while to read, but the people's reactions in the IRC channel... worth it.

For those who have not heard of it before...it is just what it sounds like.

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(8:10:33 PM) The topic for #avtrforums is: Important Forum Rule Changes, Please read: Forum-Wide Rules | IRC RULES: WyldRyde IRC Network - Terms of Service Get familiar with them. Thx. | TRIVIA? Type !trivia | Quartich? !quaritch
(8:10:33 PM) Eywa: Oel ngati kameie, I see you Ninat
(8:10:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: NINAAAAAAAAT
(8:10:44 PM) Nektukan: CMQ look, ninat is back
(8:10:52 PM) ***Nektukan grabs popcorn
(8:10:53 PM) Jamza: Kaltxi frapo!
(8:11:08 PM) Niasar: Heyo
(8:11:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have your queue
(8:11:23 PM) Ninat: Oel ngati Kameie my beloved! I never expected to see you here again, not since.... ehm... the last time...
(8:11:44 PM) Nektukan: Colonel is alive Ninat, even after you gave him tsaherpes
(8:11:51 PM) HumanNoMore: meh, she has tsaherpes
(8:11:52 PM) feystorm: oh ****, here we go again...
(8:11:55 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: on earth we say i love you, i love you ninat
(8:12:01 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:12:10 PM) Kame: Oh jesus christ, Ninat, CMQ... Here we go again...
(8:12:12 PM) Ninat: Hey am I the ONLY one with tsaherpes around? It's simply not fair!
(8:12:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have it tooo
(8:12:28 PM) Kame: GO GET A ROOM!
(8:12:29 PM) HumanNoMore: nobody else wants it
(8:12:31 PM) speed-is-sleeping-with-neytiri: Peyral has it
(8:12:31 PM) Nektukan: its tsaherpes all around
(8:12:48 PM) Ninat: Kame: why a room where there's a whole forest?
(8:12:50 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: wanna get a room for ourselves?
(8:12:59 PM) Ninat: I know a nice tree...
(8:13:00 PM) feystorm: find a tree, far far away
(8:13:00 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: or a canopy under some leaves
(8:13:06 PM) BioluminescenceAFK: lol
(8:13:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: lol woooops
(8:13:39 PM) Niasar: I quite dget the tsaherpes joke... Could someone explain? (From a newguy o.o)
(8:13:46 PM) Niasar: I don't quite even*
(8:13:48 PM) HumanNoMore: you know... tsahaylu
(8:13:49 PM) feystorm: Niasar: dont ask
(8:13:52 PM) HumanNoMore: tsaherpes
(8:13:58 PM) Nektukan: dont even ask , you will regret it
(8:14:00 PM) HumanNoMore: like a Na'vi STD
(8:14:00 PM) Nektukan: ^^
(8:14:37 PM) Ninat: Why does my back itch?
(8:14:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat you make me feel vulnerable for the first time in my life
(8:14:56 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i welcome it
(8:15:30 PM) Ninat: Colonel, you should not feel all to vulnerable... after all, you have many enemies
(8:15:36 PM) Ninat: Like... N..neytiri..
(8:15:50 PM) ***feystorm is tempted to /ignore those 2
(8:16:09 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, shall we erm, fins a place to consumate our love?
(8:16:28 PM) Ninat: Well, Tree of Souls is way too public
(8:17:02 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: how about a nice quiet tree out in the forrest?
(8:17:11 PM) Ninat: Hometree? It's quiet... nowadays
(8:17:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: would you like to
(8:17:56 PM) Ninat: Of course I want to!
(8:19:12 PM) zapu: lol Ninat : D
(8:19:18 PM) HumanNoMore: she likes one with tsaherpes
(8:19:39 PM) Ninat: Aww don't put down too much time... I like anyone who does not throw stuff at me...
(8:19:45 PM) Ninat: Most people do : (
(8:20:06 PM) Xynth: Say what now? NINAT??
(8:20:13 PM) Xynth: TSAHERPES ALERT! TSAHERPES ALERT!
(8:20:21 PM) Xynth: No need to panic, move slowly towards the exits!
(8:20:36 PM) ***Ninat is getting closer to the Colonel, grabbing her queue behind her back
(8:20:41 PM) Xynth: HOLY ****
(8:20:43 PM) Xynth: PANIC! PANIC!
(8:20:46 PM) Xynth: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(8:20:50 PM) ***HumanNoMore edges to the emergency exit
(8:20:55 PM) Thorinair-PC: omg
(8:20:56 PM) Xynth: Holy moly.. what the heck?
(8:20:59 PM) Nektukan: hehehe
(8:21:06 PM) Xynth: What have you done with CMQ?
(8:21:13 PM) Xynth: WHERE'S THE REAL CMQ?
(8:21:16 PM) Ninat: He loves me, unlike SOME...
(8:21:27 PM) Xynth: Dude! You have TSAHERPES!
(8:21:29 PM) ***Skypeople busts through the door and rips off Eltu's Ninat wig.
(8:21:32 PM) Thorinair-PC: what I just read is VERY disturbing
(8:21:32 PM) Skypeople: YOU'RE A PHONY
(8:21:36 PM) Nektukan: hsha sky
(8:21:38 PM) Nektukan: haha*
(8:21:40 PM) Xynth: Yeah, ---> DUDE <---
(8:21:46 PM) Ninat: And yes Colonel, I'd love that
(8:21:56 PM) Skypeople: A GREAT BIG PHONY
(8:21:58 PM) Xynth: Must... vomit...
(8:22:18 PM) Ninat: AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION - I have to wear a wig because my real hair has fallen off because of... yeah you know--
(8:22:24 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I love you ninat, you are better than these people,
(8:22:25 PM) Nektukan: rofl
(8:22:36 PM) Thorinair-PC: Oo
(8:22:55 PM) Xynth: OH MY GOD
(8:22:57 PM) Xynth: OH MY... GOD
(8:23:02 PM) Xynth: EYWA WHY?
(8:23:06 PM) Xynth: Oh right he shot down hometree
(8:23:10 PM) Xynth: Go ahead...
(8:23:11 PM) Nektukan: they are mated before eywa
(8:23:19 PM) Xynth: WTH
(8:23:25 PM) Xynth: NINAT GAVE EYWA TSAHERPES?
(8:23:27 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: MASKS ON
(8:23:33 PM) Xynth: HAHHAAHAHAHA
(8:23:33 PM) Nektukan: hahaha
(8:23:36 PM) Nektukan: hahahha
(8:23:37 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:23:39 PM) Xynth: LOL
(8:23:40 PM) Nektukan: masks on...
(8:23:46 PM) zapu: : D
(8:24:10 PM) Xynth: Masks on to protect yourself against the air, or to protect us others against Ninats tsaherpes?
(8:24:20 PM) zapu: both
(8:24:22 PM) Ninat: Now that was just CRUEL.
(8:24:38 PM) Thorinair-PC: ...
(8:25:03 PM) zapu: thats cool
(8:25:09 PM) Jamza: i chose the wrong time to start paying attention :(
(8:25:13 PM) Kame: Your signature cannot be longer than 1000 characters including BB code markup.
(8:25:13 PM) ***Ninat slowly takes off her.. um... necklace
(8:25:14 PM) Kame: NOES!'
(8:25:47 PM) ***Nektukan covers his eyes
(8:26:04 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch they embrace
(8:26:09 PM) ***HumanNoMore runs
(8:26:20 PM)***Jamza recoils in horror
(8:26:20 PM) HumanNoMore: ESCAPE THE CLOUD OF TSAHERPES
(8:26:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I embrace before both of you, you know its kind of sexy someones watching us
(8:27:02 PM) Ninat: As long as it's not Neytiri..
(8:27:14 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: no no eywa
(8:27:16 PM) Xynth: Did someone say Neytiri?
(8:27:19 PM) M_A_X: :O Avatar porn in the channel.. there's a first time for everything hehe
(8:27:40 PM) HumanNoMore: M_A_X, perhaps... but this isn't the first
(8:27:49 PM) M_A_X: It's not ?
(8:27:50 PM) Nektukan: common guys
(8:27:51 PM) HumanNoMore: I speak from experience : P
(8:27:53 PM) Nektukan: let em role play
(8:27:54 PM) M_A_X: Damn i missed something
(8:28:04 PM) ***Ninat can feel Eywa as they experience the ultimate intimacy
(8:28:06 PM) M_A_X: Haha
(8:28:10 PM) HumanNoMore: lol
(8:28:13 PM) Jamza: lol
(8:28:30 PM) ***Xynth can feel the pain Eywa is put through right now.
(8:29:01 PM) ***Ninat is secretly connecting her queue to a nearby tree, while still embracing the colonel
(8:29:02 PM) HumanNoMore: lol CMQ
(8:29:10 PM) HumanNoMore: banned for tsaherpes
(8:29:11 PM) Nektukan: OH NO
(8:29:19 PM) M_A_X: This is hot stuff
(8:29:19 PM) HumanNoMore: : D
(8:29:22 PM) Nektukan: NINAT
(8:29:25 PM) Nektukan: dont connect to the tree!
(8:29:27 PM) Nektukan: dont!
(8:29:30 PM) Nektukan: or we will all see
(8:29:30 PM) Ninat: Oops. Too late.
(8:29:34 PM) Nektukan: NOoooooooooooo
(8:29:35 PM) ***HumanNoMore shoots Ninat
(8:29:43 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch is spent
(8:29:45 PM) M_A_X: I feel sorry for the tree..
(8:29:48 PM) zapu: lol at /quit joke
(8:29:56 PM) zapu: even more cruel than #0,0
(8:30:03 PM) Xynth: Don't bother, Ninat is a fkin zombie
(8:30:15 PM) Nektukan: tsaherpes made her invincible
(8:30:21 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
(8:30:21 PM) Xynth: mhm

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(8:30:38 PM) The topic for #avtrforums is: Important Forum Rule Changes, Please read: Forum-Wide Rules | IRC RULES: WyldRyde IRC Network - Terms of Service Get familiar with them. Thx. | TRIVIA? Type !trivia | Quartich? !quaritch
(8:30:38 PM) Eywa: Oel ngati kameie, I see you Eltu
(8:30:41 PM) Eltu: Hi guys
(8:30:44 PM) Eltu: Did I miss anything?
(8:30:52 PM) zapu: nope Eltu
(8:30:55 PM) Eltu: Ok
(8:30:56 PM) Jamza: lol CMQ
(8:31:05 PM) Eltu: Just wanted to be sure..
(8:31:12 PM) zapu: nothing at all
(8:31:27 PM) zapu: but that's nothing
(8:33:46 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: oh dear i regret that for sure
(8:34:56 PM) Skypeople: CMQ wtf
(8:34:57 PM) Skypeople: Gross dude
(8:34:58 PM) Skypeople: lol
(8:35:04 PM) HumanNoMore: it contains tsaherpes.
(8:35:39 PM) Eltu: Guys
(8:35:47 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat i love you
(8:35:52 PM) Eltu: I think we just invented cyber-tsahaylu
(8:35:58 PM) Kame: OMG
(8:36:03 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:36:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat you have a troubled past
(8:37:45 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Eltu, do you still love me?
(8:38:48 PM) Eltu: *silence*
(8:38:53 PM) Eltu: *silence*
(8:38:58 PM) Xynth: *silence*
(8:39:02 PM) Walas00|Highlight: ^
(8:39:07 PM) HumanNoMore: lol
(8:39:16 PM) Xynth: AWW COME ON
(8:39:17 PM) Xynth: XD
(8:39:28 PM) Nektukan: if this is gona turn into what i think it is
(8:39:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: YOU *****, allright manning all pods, engage dragon, scopians come in hot, light her up, quaritch is back baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(8:40:06 PM) Nektukan: light her up!
(8:40:09 PM) Nektukan: kaboom
(8:40:11 PM) Eltu: This is just WAY too awesome
(8:40:49 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: YOU SAVAGE, nothings over between us while im breathing
(8:41:33 PM) Nektukan: Eltu I think CMQ has his rangerRick gun pointed at you
(8:41:40 PM) Nektukan: the one with big scope
(8:41:41 PM) Eltu: Yes, I am afraid of that
(8:42:36 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: yes thats right, you betrayed my love,
(8:44:12 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Looks like Eltu is crying in the rubble of hometre, muahahaha
(8:44:25 PM) Eltu: I think I just got a nemesis.
(8:44:29 PM) Nektukan: rofl
(8:44:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im going to be on you like a thanator on an amp suit
(8:44:49 PM) HumanNoMore: I don't really consider ?50 cheap
(8:45:27 PM) Kame: WTF?
(8:45:29 PM) Eltu: ROFL
(8:45:36 PM) Nektukan: epic
(8:45:51 PM) Eltu: Why can't all evenings on IRC be this much WIN?
(8:45:52 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Elty why, what happened?
(8:46:10 PM) Eltu: You colonel, I never said I did not love you :P
(8:46:31 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: yes but you didnt answer my calls after our mating session
(8:46:50 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i presumed the worst
(8:46:55 PM) Eltu: Oh COME ON, tsahaylu with a tree is tiresome, everyone needs rest...
(8:47:31 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: ELtu with me, rest is not an option, nothing is over while im breathing
(8:47:36 PM) Nektukan: how to phone Ninat in Pandora? Tsaheylu with a tree and press 555-Tsaherpes
(8:47:42 PM) Xynth: lol^
(8:50:14 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Eltu, will i ever see you again?
(8:50:20 PM) Eltu: Perhaps.
(8:50:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: when?
(8:50:38 PM) Eltu: Wow you really change your mind fast eh?
(8:50:44 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: CMQ, you're either the most weirdest person I've ever met... Or you're a damn good actor.
(8:50:50 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: >.<
(8:50:50 PM) Eltu: Haha
(8:52:18 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch Just wants eltu back
(8:53:10 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Phew, I will regret this all later
(8:53:12 PM) Eltu: OO
(8:53:23 PM) Eltu: I must say I a bit scared right now.
(8:53:23 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Yeah, I'll make sure of it.
(8:53:26 PM) Eltu: Gulp.
(8:53:29 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Little do you know I'm filming this.
(8:55:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Guys, seriosuly how do you view me?
(8:55:49 PM) Nektukan: your the best CMQ
(8:56:48 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im leaving the forums as of now, i shall not return to it or thei chat room, goodbye
(8:56:58 PM) Nektukan: what the
(8:57:01 PM) ElBartoME: ?
(8:57:09 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I now know why you cry but it is something i can never do
(8:57:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Goddbye
(8:57:35 PM) Nektukan: CMQ don't!
(8:57:42 PM) Nektukan: THINK ABOUT NINAT
(8:57:47 PM) Nektukan: WHAT WILL SHE DO WITHOUT YOU
(8:57:56 PM) You are now known as Ninat
(8:58:01 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: OMG
(8:58:03 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: NOT AGAIN.
(8:58:09 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan commits suicide.
(8:58:15 PM) Ninat: COME BACK COLONEL!
(8:58:19 PM) ***Nektukan calls the police
(8:58:29 PM) Ninat: You are the only one who can See me for the one I am!
(8:58:30 PM) ***JamesCameron brings up teh camera
(8:58:39 PM) JamesCameron: Aaaaaaan ACTION!
(8:58:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im back
(8:58:51 PM) Kame: lol
(8:58:54 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: HOw was the guilt trip?
(8:58:58 PM) Nektukan: CMQ, what was that, a walk around Pandora?
(8:58:59 PM) Ninat: Aww
(8:59:03 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan runs away with Ninat's queue, shooting two arrows epicly into CMQ's chest.
(8:59:10 PM) Ninat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(8:59:21 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan has missed his heart.
(8:59:22 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Damnit!
(8:59:25 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, may i ask you to dinner
(8:59:25 PM) Ninat: YEEEEEEEEEES!
(8:59:31 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots again, hitting him in the heart.
(8:59:35 PM) HumanNoMore: I wouldn't steal that if I were you
(8:59:40 PM) HumanNoMore: it has tsaherpes
(8:59:41 PM) ***Ninat jumps in front of the arrow
(8:59:45 PM) Ninat: Saving the colonel
(8:59:52 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:00:07 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch melodramatic mourning
(9:01:15 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots sixteen arrows into both their hearts.
(9:01:38 PM) ***Ninat takes the Colonel into her arms. As they are struck by the arrows they rejoin before Eywa
(9:01:44 PM) Nektukan: lol
(9:03:17 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, i may have done some questionable things, bust as im laying here dying, i have seen through all the bull**** in my life, and the only thing worth all of that is you xxx
(9:03:40 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Ugh....
(9:03:45 PM) PsychoNukeGuy: HAHHAHHA
(9:03:46 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: I'm gonna hurl.
(9:03:46 PM) PsychoNukeGuy: THE HECK
(9:04:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat,,,,,,,,,,I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,loved....... ..........youuu...
(9:06:39 PM) IkranTswonya: It's like a Shakespearean tragedy. Everyone dies.
(9:06:46 PM) ElBartoME: Yes, but I don't think a new thread is necessary here.
(9:06:47 PM) Ninat: No, one thing is alive
(9:07:06 PM) Ninat: My TSAHERPES, spreading to all living things through Eywa!
(9:07:08 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots thirty four arrows through Nektukan's heart.
(9:07:22 PM) mikkowilson: :D
(9:07:27 PM) mikkowilson: you guys are nuts.
(9:07:42 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Good thing I am, 'cos if I wasn't, would this even be possible?
(9:07:44 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan walks on water.
(9:07:46 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Ey?
(9:08:02 PM) Ninat: It's HARD WATER, duh
(9:08:07 PM) Ninat: Of course you can walk on it