In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is a myth.

In Soviet russia, Black Metal is mainstream.

In Soviet Russia, the store goes to you.

In Soviet russia, Na'vi's invade Earth! :D

I never knew so much about Soviet Russia - in spite of having been born there! :xD:

A bit of RL: in the Soviet Russia if you saw a queue - you joined it without knowing what people were queuing for cos it was something you definitely didn't have & needed (cos you had nothing & needed everything).

PS Aw, I've just checked the OP. Ok. In the Soviet Russia... a queue joined you!

In soviet russia, house sell broker!

In soviet russia, paper recycle you!

In Soviet russia, you brush toothbrush.

In soviet russia, government embezzle from you!

(all too true, too...)

in soviet russia, baby change their own diapers!

In soviet russia, gravity is upside down!

In soviet russia, upside down is normal. :P

In Soviet Russia, clothes are worn inside out.

In Soviet Russia, thread bumps you!

In soviet russia, post necros you!