You See That!?
 

I'm happy to introduce a new forum game..

Basically, it goes like this:

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't you were looking at "insert awesomeness here"

Make Parker say all this random ****.

Have fun dudes! :)

Parker: You See that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't you were looking at Neytiri's backside!..Wait a minute, let me have a look at that!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't you were looking at Ninat. What are you, queer?

Parker: You See that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't you were looking at all that cheddar......wait CHEDDAR!!!

Parker: You See that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were looking at the internet. Wait, the internet on Pandora? Let me look at that... hmm, "Meet sexy Na'vi singles in your area"? Move over...

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were photoshopping me into a compromising position with Quaritch... Hey wait a second!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes Sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were too busy fiddling with that self destru.. *BOOM!!!*

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were stealing my golf balls... so that's where they've been going!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you're blind.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were looking at Quaritch's ass and.. Oh god.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were wondering whether you'd even be in the film, weren't you?

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were mating with Neytiri.. wait, that's not in the script!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were posting on ToS.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were too busy getting your ass told off by Quaritch for not getting on with your work!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yeah baby get suum!

Parker: No you didn't, you... wait, what did you say?

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were playing golf... WITH MY PUTTER!!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you mindlessly answered my question...just like I pay you to do. Keep up the good work, Ronny!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were playing...counter-strike...hey let me have a go!!! :)

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were hacking my computer.. Hey! Don't touch those Neytiri images!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were hacking into the RDA's auto-turrets.....uhh.......crap *takes cover*

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't; I didn't do anything, so hah, trick question.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were eating lemons mmmm, give me one :)

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were too busy hacking into my private email...Hey don't give me that look..it wasn't like that!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were reading women's weekly???

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were too busy spying on Trudy...What are you thinking!?

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were eating all my chocolates......HEY!!!! :shock:

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were suntanning yourself on my radar dish!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were spying on my private security cameras......hey!!!!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were getting beaten by Quaritch in a limbo competition..

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were eating a dozen donuts....

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you can't even see past your own huge beer gut.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were drinking all my expensive beer.......wait a minute.......

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were stealing from the vending machine... you're fired!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were shooting at the monitor..Hey come back here!!

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were looking at the bathroom cams...wait reverse that......

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you clinically died 3 years ago.

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were eating pizza...mmmmmmm

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't you wer-

Dude: http://i2.tinypic.com/4mihwco.gif

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir!

Parker: No you didn't, you were playing a forum game

Parker: You see that?

Dude: Yes sir?

Parker: No you didn't, you were smelling your armpits. Get deodorant man, do us all a favour.