To The Attention Of Kim Jong Il...
 

Regarding your request for 75 trillion dollars in reparations...



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N Korea seeks $75 trillion in compensation - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

That man is insane. As if.

*Pulls out the US national debt clock*

Do they have a right to do this? I mean, boo hoo. I'm sure that most of it they brought on themselves.

Does the U.S. go around asking for 'compensation' after every crisis we are in?

*opens wallet*
What's that? 75 trillion?
Here, have a dollar.

Sure. Just let me get to the ATM first.

(runs off)

lol, sure thing Mr. Dictator

*places request in file 13*

Processing your insane request. Now feel free to **** off while we rob the World Bank.

Wow.

That man really, truly is absolutely insane.

^Really truly absolutely and entirely.

We should mail him an IOU for the lulz.

We should start a help-a-dictator-suppress-a-country fund!

People with power can afford to be insane, that power may derive from money, but in this case, just from the good old threat of nuclear weapons.

guys, go easy on mr kim jong il... he's ronery

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_...o_ronery01.jpg

tbh, his "nuclear threat", is more like a nuclear nuisance. He's got almost every nation on earth mad at him, including China.

He's ****ed.

Yes, he can use nuclear weapon, in his case it would equal commiting suicide. Now the question is: Is he really so mad to do it?

He'd love Schwarzenegger. :P

And btw,

http://www.mypicx.com/uploadimg/6980...07252010_1.jpg



"Wear a ridiculous uniform that makes you look like a gay bell-hop from the future!"

this guy is a freak

Lol Team America. :D

Most people don't even use WMDs. They just keep them around to threaten people.

yeah I keep mine in a pocket in case some bum starts to bother me...

LOL the Central North Korean news agency said the he loves to play golf and he rutinely shoots 4 or 5 hole in ones per game. (The odds of a hole in one are 1 in 10,000)

HA! :D

Goes to show how much anyone alive can actually trust the Central North Korean news agency. :grolleyes:

people of north korea are educated to believe that kim jong il and his father created the world and that they control the weather..... for realz...

I wonder if he's seen Avatar. He loves movies.

Apparently, he made that too.

If anyone in North Korea has ability to watch it, than it's him.

I have seen documentary about North Korea. It was made by group of tourists and shows the reality of real-life here (at least a part of it since they were allowed to capture only selected places). I really feel sad after watching it, I can't describe how frustrating it was... It's unbelievable how people live there, it's like living in some virtual reality but very ugly one. Propagandism brainwashed majority :(. If you haven't seen any documentary about N. Korea you should.

I expect a war with them soon. By that time I should be in the service.

Harvester, that wars in about two weeks max.

That's just a consequence of communism. It's never worked, never will.

Really, North Korea is just trolling these days.

NK isn't trolling, it's just a really big troll.

Communism can work in a utopia, to bad they dont exist....

I personally don't understand why someone hasn't:

1) Sent in some covert ops/spies/ninjas/etc. to assassinate all of the higher leaders, liberating the country and probably destabilizing anything they have left in terms of structure.

2) Bomb wherever the hell he lives in the middle of the night from really really high in the sky (idk how radar/detection technology really works, so idk how well this would work.)

But yeah, no one's giving them money any time soon. It'd be best just to let them continue to starve (monetarily) until Kim dies, and then seize the country or something while they are weakened.

Sort of the same situation with Castro and Cuba... just when we think he's about to die, he's ok. :angry:

after he dies his son is going to take over (the older one) the younger son likes Tokyo Disney Land :D

Unfortunately, I very much doubt Obama's got the balls to pull a stunt like that. If that happens, it either gets resolved, or there WILL be nuclear war.

Most likely, if it does happen, it will be China, Russia or India who nuke North Korea.

At least the younger son has a brain. :D

Nah, I'd say Kim has a brain.

It's just really, really small. ;)
(Not Kim Bauer, btw!)

I have just realized what he wanted the money for.

Since Nkorea lost the world cup, the only other thing they care about in the sports world is Starcraft.


Starcraft II just came out...

Coincidence? I THINK NOT! O_O

hahahaha, epic :D