Things I've learned from video games...
 

"I am the chosen one"


"The bigger the price-tag, the bigger the bang, no exceptions"



Have at it!

Without exception, you will continue walking after you hit a wall.
Chicks love armor.
Always aim for the feet when using explosives.

The game will always be more expensive than you think in the long term. (What?! I need 48GB of RAM, a 6GHz 16 core i14 or equivalent, 6TB of HDD space, And 8 GTX595's in SLI to play that?!)

"Watch for post-marking radiation pockets. If you absorb too much...you're dead."

Never question the inventory system. It just works.

Picking up anything is as easy as walking over it.

There is always at least one really annoying mini-game.

It is ALWAYS stars.

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"

English... :P I played metal gear solid so many times I didn't have to learn anything for english class. :glol:

Also... davy crocket is a portable nuclear rocket launcher.

Strafing whilst running forward is always faster than running on it's own.

Go for the lights.

There is ALWAYS someone better at that game.

http://halo-fest.tripod.com/images/rocket(2).jpg
You hold the rocket launcher like this.

Always follow the wall. If you're lost, follow the wall.

Air vents.

Gotta love how they go everywhere.

Always blame it on lag.

No matter how well you do the first 99% of something, you can always screw up the last 1% and have to restart.

It always takes at least twenty bad guys to slow you down.

Alien computer systems are always windows and/or mac compatible. Ports are standardised across the universe.

If its dark you will get ambushed.

Computers always have a very sexy but equally useless GUI.

When in doubt, spray and pray.

When firing a machine gun theres no need for accuracy.

If you hear the words 'war. War never changes.' RUN LIKE ****.

Guards will always walk off to check out a suspicious noise, no matter how important the area they are guarding is.

Are they even aiming at us?

*check*

*headshot*

yeah, yeah they are...

When you enter an area with lots of things to hide behind, there is usually going to be a fight.

If there is a rocket launcher adjacent to a stash of ammo just sitting in the middle of a hallway, get ready to run like hell.