(Avatar game)

<@HumanNoMore> the story annoys me the most though
<@Eltu> No neytiri!
<SightUnseen> but i mean... its a game where you pretend to be Na'vi...its hard to make that suck...its just not the best game ever.
<@Eltu> NO
<@Eltu> NEYTIRI
<@HumanNoMore> Did someone say NEYTIRI?
<@HumanNoMore> I was like 'WTF WHY DON'T YOU CARE? YOU ARE FIGHTING AGAINST HUMANS NOW. YOU JUST THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY EVER'
<SightUnseen> and, if you played RDA...ill never forgive u
<@HumanNoMore> the game did succeed in increasing my dislike for humans even more :)
<@HumanNoMore> indeed.
<@HumanNoMore> I neverpl ayed the human storyline and don't want to
<SightUnseen> ^
<SightUnseen> this
<@HumanNoMore> I wonder what the storyline of it actually is, lol
<SightUnseen> i played the Na'vi one twilce. first as female then male.
<SightUnseen> *twice
<@HumanNoMore> I played it twice too
<@Eltu> I played it like... a half :P
<@HumanNoMore> female char both times though, I wanted a male one that looked like me, but no :(
<Txum> i didn't play it.
<@HumanNoMore> that would be a really great game...
<@HumanNoMore> if it could create YOU in the game
<SightUnseen> the Na'vi female avatars arent as hot as they could be...
<@HumanNoMore> then creates the avatar from your face
<@HumanNoMore> yeah... but I'd rather stare at female Na'vi than male through the game :P
<SightUnseen> it should be as customizable as SL, and have neytiri in the game
<@HumanNoMore> neyney would have been about 12
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<SightUnseen> the night multiplayer levels are visually awesome
<@HumanNoMore> indeed.
<SightUnseen> the avatars arent as realistic as they could be either.
<@HumanNoMore> yeah...
<@HumanNoMore> I did expect better from the graphics too :(
<SightUnseen> indeed
<@HumanNoMore> the Na'vi looked weird mostly
<@Eltu> The graphics have one large flaw
<@Eltu> All the female Na'vi have clothes.
<SightUnseen> hehe
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<SightUnseen> soo true
<@HumanNoMore> true :(
<SightUnseen> i was successful at modding them out :)
<@HumanNoMore> I kept my female chars in the most revealing armour through the game lol
<@HumanNoMore> even when I unlocked one that was better as armour
<SightUnseen> until the game crashed 30 sec later
<@HumanNoMore> ouch
<@Eltu> !g Avatar game nude mod
<@HumanNoMore> anything below? :P
<@Eltu> *whistles*
<@Neytiri> [Google] #1 Allods Online gets a nude patch, and why not?- Destructoid ( Allods Online gets a nude patch, and why not?- Destructoid )
<@Eltu> --
<@HumanNoMore> ...
<@Eltu> Fail.
<SightUnseen> no, i modded it myself
<@HumanNoMore> yeah. but sometmes games have 'hidden' textures :P
* MGCJerry returns
<@HumanNoMore> remember the 'Dawn' graphics card demo?
<@Eltu> Hi MGCJerry
<@HumanNoMore> it had boobs you could see by removing textures for her top :D
<@Eltu> Again :D
<SightUnseen> no, the Dusk demo was better
<@HumanNoMore> which turned into a full nude mod
<@Eltu> --
<MGCJerry> hi eltu :p
<@HumanNoMore> hmm
<@Eltu> Oh man
<@Eltu> I am gonna make a TA nude mod.
<@HumanNoMore> LOL
<@Eltu> Oh yeah, show your circuits!
<MGCJerry> eltu dreams of electric sheep :p
<SightUnseen> the Na'vi base clothes are removable, if you dump the textures from graphics and the models for the clothes become transparent. :)
<@Eltu> HumanNoMore dreams of topless Neytiri
<@HumanNoMore> :)
<SightUnseen> dont we all?
<@HumanNoMore> this ^^
<@HumanNoMore> even the fangirls secretly do
<Txum> -.-
<MGCJerry> http://mgcjerry.net/P6/n5.png <--- hehehehehe

About av game imo multi was fun :P

<@Thorinair> var Neytiri.matedWith = "HumanNoMore";
<Walas00> Thorinair: Compilation ERROR: No such attribute matedWith in object Neytiri
<@HumanNoMore> Neytiri.matedWith = new MatingForLife(HumanNoMore);
<@Thorinair> Neytiri.mateForLife("HumanNoMore");
<@Thorinair> there
<@HumanNoMore> there :P
<Walas00> lol
<Walas00> timing win
* Beyral rubs her queue on Walas00
<@Thorinair> lol
<Tymian> :P
<Walas00> lol
<Beyral> so, you wanna plug n "play" buddy? ;)
<Walas00> dirty mind go away
<Walas00> sorry, I need drivers even for plug n play
<@Thorinair> Neytiri.connectQueue("HumanNoMore"); HumanNoMore.connectQueue("Neytiri");
<Walas00> it's... plug n getZeDrivers
<Tymian> Eywa have one
<@HumanNoMore> !quote 5
<@HumanNoMore> <Kame> I like the idea of Na'vi mating; "plug n' play" (5)
<Tymian> Universal Serial Bus
<Tymian> :P
<@Thorinair> lol
<Walas00> plug n play with me only via LPT, old socket, sorry!
<@HumanNoMore> hahaha
<@Thorinair> *Neytiri connects to HNM* Voice in HNM's head: "Would you like to search Eywa for driver for this device of browse manually for an installation file?"
<@HumanNoMore|PAD> :D
<PhoenixRider> I'd browse manually for that ;)
<PhoenixRider> wouldn't mind "feeling" around

Really late but...that made me smile. I do believe the original line taught to Ikran was Sacred dances with 500 midgets in the light from the moons of Jupiter. Good boy Ikran :)

<@HumanNoMore> Ikran`: Neytiri
<Ikran`> HumanNoMore: Wake up. Do neytiri. Extract neytirijuice. Drink neytirijuice. Sleep, repeat.

Ikran knows me too well.

HeHe. True. :)

Yeah thats meaning of life :D

<@Eltu> Look what I just bought :P
<@Eltu> http://i.imgur.com/bbLrP.jpg
<@Eltu> It might suck ninat-queue, but it's still called Deus Ex.
<@HumanNoMore> hehe
<@HumanNoMore> I haven't actually played that...
<@HumanNoMore> how does it suck? in what way?
<Tymian> Xynth *sad*
<@Xynth> aye
<@Eltu> It's um...
<@Eltu> Insanely simplified, compared to the first game.
<@Eltu> Consolified, if you like.
<@HumanNoMore> ah.
<@Eltu> Seen in a vacuum though, it's still an ok game
<@Eltu> Not at all as brilliant as the first DX - but still ok
<@HumanNoMore> lol
<@HumanNoMore> we all know how much you like the first DX...
<@HumanNoMore> you'd have sex with it if you could :P
<Tymian> yeah we do
<Tymian> :p
<Tymian> well that one i did not know :P
<@HumanNoMore> hahahahah
<@HumanNoMore> well, he WOULD, but ninat would get jealous
<Tymian> :D
* @HumanNoMore ducks
<@Eltu> --
* @Eltu got an idea
* @Eltu goes make a hole in his DX box
<@HumanNoMore> HAHAHAHAHA

.....

http://i.imgur.com/IIDSk.jpg

HAHAHAHA

that... is... just epic :P

Obligatory metalocalypse image:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/814...adisdildos.jpg
:P

alrighty then thanks XD

Thats pretty funny... sick minds *tsk tsk tsk*

Hey! That's... uhm... out of context!

Right, out of context!

Rougly translated into..

I did things to Beyral while she was asleep, her voice is the more exotic one.