(11:36:03 PM) Yoda: stdout: he makes the argument that carbon dating is flawed and scientists are too proud to say..
(11:36:11 PM) Yoda: and says why he thinks its flawed
(11:36:14 PM) stdout: I actually could use that number for my 'probability that God exists'
(11:36:27 PM) stdout: but I still call myself an atheist because it's so damn tiny
(11:36:36 PM) Moco: oh man, if i had that creationist geology textbook with me right now
(11:36:53 PM) stdout: Yoda: who?
(11:36:55 PM) Moco: i still want the other one, the life science one
(11:37:18 PM) Yoda: stdout: the guy that said the earth would end at March 31 2011
(11:37:36 PM) Moco: wait, that is who you listen to?
(11:37:38 PM) stdout: that is clearly a man who knows what he's talking about

(7:24:21 PM) Clarke: ...Great. There is a typo in the fairly curt letter I got a few weeks ago from SAAS asking where their money is.
(7:24:37 PM) stdout: ?
(7:24:45 PM) Clarke: In the amount of money they've paid me.
(7:25:05 PM) Moco: yuck
(7:25:09 PM) Moco: more or less
(7:25:29 PM) Clarke: Although it is in my favour, so yay?
(7:25:55 PM) Moco: great
(7:26:06 PM) Raiden|maths: SAAS?
(7:26:32 PM) Raiden|maths: Sassy Armadillo Accountant Society?

(Student Awards Agency for Scotland, but that's not nearly as funny as sassy armadillos. ;))

My mind jumped to Software As A Service :P

3char

(8:40:10 PM) Yoda: [.][deleted] 1 point 2 months ago
(8:40:12 PM) Yoda: I woke up for some midnight Cap'n Crunch... and for some reason I could not get the milk jug to fit in the microwave. Somehow my brain confused microwave with refrigerator.
(8:40:15 PM) Annariia: ....????
(8:40:38 PM) SirHaxalot: Turns out that the cable to the mouse was damaged, causing a short circuit, which made the motherboard go to emergency powerdown...
(8:41:19 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: wth? lol
(8:41:27 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: if that happened to my computer..
(8:41:32 PM) Yoda: it'd stay running..
(8:41:41 PM) Yoda: but with a broken mouse..
(8:42:08 PM) SirHaxalot: I don't think you actually want it too. A short circuit would most likely damage the USB port
(8:42:16 PM) Moco: Annariia: ignore Yoda, first rule
(8:42:43 PM) Annariia: :) LOL irayo Moco :)
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(8:42:48 PM) Clarke: Second rule: don't talk about rule 1.

Who's Annariia?

That video is hilarious :P

23:54:08 <mikkowilson> noisenoisenoisenoiseSIGNALnoisenoise < low SNR
23:54:28 <mikkowilson> SIGNALSIGNALnoisenoiseSIGNALSIGNALSIGNAL < high SNR
23:55:19 <mikkowilson> SIGNAlSIGNALyodayodayodaSIGNALyodayodayodayodayoda yodaSIGNALyoda <-- #treeofsouls

Re: The IRC Quotes Thread.
 

What.

(11:13:18 PM) mikkowilson: ok, that was aquard.
(11:13:32 PM) mikkowilson: *aquward.
(11:13:38 PM) mikkowilson: .. or however you spell that.

It doesn't have to be this way, mods.

You know what I mean.

14:00:42 <iron_jones> watched avatar last night for the first time in ages
14:00:59 <Moco> maybe if i met someone really cool at a meetup who was only on LN, but probably not even then
14:01:03 <Moco> iron_jones: how'd that go
14:01:49 <iron_jones> good. got head during the big battle scene. Wondering if I should create a thread about it
...
14:06:17 <iron_jones> I'm just so used to telling people in IRC the details of my sex life

(6:40:20 PM) Raiden: Clarke, you remind me of an octopus.
(6:40:41 PM) Moco: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Clarke: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Raiden: Clarke: When you want to avoid a specific argument you squirt a cloud of ink and escape.