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04:18 < SightUnseen> Well, that was an interesting experience.
04:19 < SightUnseen> About an hour ago I was pulled over by 5 police cars and held at gunpoint by four police officers.
04:19 < SightUnseen> Apparently, the state of Texas recycles temporary license plate numbers.
04:20 < SightUnseen> The plate number on my car happened to have been reported stolen from a dealership in Dallas, 200mi away in 2011.
04:21 < SightUnseen> However, the stolen car was a blue 2003 Buick Century, and mine was a silver 2001 Regal.
04:21 < SightUnseen> Which is similar enough to be in the holy **** lets point guns at this guy area.
04:22 < SightUnseen> All I was trying to do was drive a mile and a half to get taco bell at 1am.
04:23 < SightUnseen> I got pulled over about 20ft from the entrance, so all this happened in the parking lot of where I wanted to go.
04:24 < SightUnseen> The worst part? Not having four cops point guns at you from behind car doors. But after all that was over, it was 2:11 am and taco bell closes at 2.
04:24 < SightUnseen> So, yeah.
04:25 < SightUnseen> I had to put my hands out of the window, get out and lay on the ground, strip searched, shoved in the back of a police car, etc.
04:25 < SightUnseen> And that was all before I knew what the hell was going on.
04:26 < F-22> Isn't that...against the law?
04:26 < SightUnseen> Nope.
04:26 < SightUnseen> They tell you after they shove you in the back of the car and read you your Miranda rights.
04:26 < F-22> !g Miranda rights
04:26 <~Neytiri> google Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Miranda warning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04:29 < SightUnseen> But still, going from just driving to face first on the concrete makes you question pretty much every recent life choice.
04:31 < F-22> I think LAPD has a reputation for being pretty hard and swift
04:34 < SightUnseen> This was Pearland, Texas.
04:34 < SightUnseen> I think that was literally every police cruiser in town.
04:34 < SightUnseen> Four Crown Vics and a Tahoe.
04:34 < F-22> Damn
04:34 < F-22> probably half the police station
04:35 < SightUnseen> Somewht small city.
04:35 < SightUnseen> Probably.
04:35 < SightUnseen> The cop that followed me waited to turn on the lights until he had two other cars with him.
04:36 < F-22> Whoever stole that car in 2011 must've been one mean mother
04:36 < SightUnseen> I was just like, "Damn, lets hope the swarm calmly following me doesn't notice I'md driving."
04:38 < F-22> Now this reminds me
04:39 < F-22> Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! - YouTube
04:40 < SightUnseen> Also, I have to miss work tomorrow to get new plates. >.>

EDIT: Correction, the stolen car was actually a Buick LeSabre, not a Buick Century.

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Originally Posted by Human No More (Post 179998)

The continent, yes. That doesn't make British people 'European' any more than Canadians or Mexicans are American, or Australians are Oceanian :P

Europe is not a country, Canadians and Mexicans are all North Americans, and Australia is too big to be considered an island. In my humble opinion. :cool:

19:55:54 <Spock> US butts are bigger.
19:56:08 <SirHaxalot> Well, I guess that makes butts more well defined than clouds..

The problem with butt services is you never know who's taking a look behind the scenes.

(For those who don't get it yet: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/d...fapgnoai?hl=en / Replacing the word “cloud” with “butt” improves all websites. Fact. - Us Vs Th3m )

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Originally Posted by Human No More (Post 180230)

The problem with butt services is you never know who's taking a look behind the scenes.

(For those who don't get it yet: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/d...fapgnoai?hl=en / Replacing the word “butt” with “butt” improves all websites. Fact. - Us Vs Th3m )

replaces butt with butt, you say? seems redundant!

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21:12:52 <Raiden|homework> So Skyrim is pretty fun
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21:13:22 <Javik> skyrim as homework? im going to the wrong school

(10:45:48 AM) HNM|work: coke >>>>> pepsi, but pepsi is still drinkable
(10:45:59 AM) HNM|work: UK coke > US coke though
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(10:46:03 AM) Neytiri: Zola'u niprrte' ma Eltu, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
(10:46:07 AM) HNM|work: sugar vs corn syrup
(10:46:40 AM) Eltu: sugar

Not sure if that reads as funny as it actually seemed at the time... maybe it's lacking years of context :P

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Spock: "EMERGENCY: WHPD has reported an Asian male near South Campus with what appears to be a rifle. SHELTER IN PLACE and await further instruction" - 12:51 PM - 3 Dec 2013
10:26 Spock: ..
10:26 Spock: "UPDATE: Suspect is in custody, CONTINUE TO SHELTER IN PLACE until further instructions."
10:26 Raiden: That's my hometown.
10:26 Raiden: I was born in the hospital closest to Yale.
10:27 Raiden: Nobody suspected the egg sacs in the janitor's closet.
10:27 Raiden: I ate several staff members, at which point I was able to metamorphose into a more mobile form and escape.

Shameless self-promotion, but it's so good that I couldn't bare to let it slip into digital oblivion.

So that's how you were born... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Human No More (Post 180933)

So that's how you were born... :rolleyes:

I thought it was something like that.

00:00:08 * mikkowilson is flying over Canada to get to Alaska.
00:00:10 <Spock> oh, are you going to alaska?
00:00:15 * mikkowilson is a desired import everywhere.

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I'm a work of art now, apparently.

Woah, exactly 4 years ago I made this thread and it's still around? :o

XD

(21:18:57) ***F-22 tosses a bone at Raiden
(21:21:09) Raiden left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(21:28:48) SightUnseen: F-22: How hard did you toss that bone? :P

Sorry.

I ran to catch it so that I could add it to my badass Na'vi cosplay.

23:30:53 <mikkowilson> oh who am I kidding, Nutella is always involved.