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Neytiri. 01-08-2011 06:37 AM

[10:36:25 PM] Av Daedric: PARENTS TASTE LIKE BANANAS

Yes, Yes they... Wait what? :stare: Lol

electrosphere11 01-08-2011 07:43 AM

:stare: <--- This smiley is the best

Davy Jones 01-08-2011 12:01 PM

[12:54:29] <Mikey> im an ircop
[12:54:30] * Mikey was kicked by Neytiri ([Text Flood] You are liek a baybee, making noise, dun know what to do. You typed 6 lines in -4268274secs 94th kick [Auto] Kref-> 94#T)

In soviet Pandora, you kick ircop?

X.,.Pandora.,.X 01-08-2011 03:00 PM

lol xD

X.,.Pandora.,.X 01-08-2011 03:18 PM

(10:11:43 AM) mode (+o Tymian|ney) by ChanServ
(10:11:43 AM) PsychoNukeGuy: gz
(10:11:45 AM) Neytiri: Zola'u niprrte ma Tymian|ney, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
(10:17:15 AM) xpandorax: went from $200 to $41k :P
(10:17:17 AM) You have been kicked by Neytiri: ([Text Flood] You are liek a baybee, making noise, dun know what to do.*You typed 6 lines in -4245885secs*95th kick*[Auto]*Kref->*95#T)





how???

Davy Jones 01-08-2011 03:21 PM

You're just a damn fast typer.

Lyra 01-08-2011 11:53 PM

[23:50:07] Kyle: What the hell...
[23:50:13] Kyle: Flood downstairs brb O.o
[23:50:17] Lyra | Yawne <3: LOL
[23:50:18] Matt (stdout): :O
[23:50:19] Kyle: O.o!
[23:50:20] Lyra | Yawne <3: i mean.
[23:50:22] Lyra | Yawne <3: ...
[23:50:23] Fkeu'itan |: LOLWUT?
[23:50:25] Lyra | Yawne <3: Oh my god!
[23:50:26] Matt (stdout): kyle, GTFO
[23:50:33] Lyra | Yawne <3: kyle
[23:50:34] Fkeu'itan |: GTFDS
[23:50:38] Matt (stdout): ^
[23:50:39] Lyra | Yawne <3: australia is coming for you
[23:50:45] Fkeu'itan |: :D
[23:50:50] Lyra | Yawne <3: it wants your house.
[23:50:57] Kristin: Lmao
[23:50:57] Fkeu'itan |: Australia =/= Atlantis
[23:50:58] Kristin: wtf?
[23:50:59] Kristin: hahaha
[23:51:07] Kristin: Australian accents are hot as hell
[23:51:11] Kristin: just thought i'd put that out there
[23:51:11] Daniel: AUSTRALIIA
[23:51:12] Daniel: IS
[23:51:12] Kristin: lol
[23:51:14] Daniel: ATLANTIS
[23:51:14] Daniel: IT
[23:51:16] Daniel: IS
[23:51:17] Lyra | Yawne <3: HAHAHAHAH
[23:51:18] Daniel: ALL A LIE



AUSTRALIA IS A LIE.

Loverofnature 01-08-2011 11:54 PM

Damn straight!

Lyra 01-08-2011 11:58 PM

[23:58:20] Fkeu'itan |: "Oh my god Kyle, there's a flood downstairs!"

*Kyle runs downstairs*

"Oh my god, what's happening?!"

"Oh nothing. But while your here you can do the dishes."

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"


His Mum. was In the kitchen. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marley 01-09-2011 12:16 AM

Yeah.. Btw I LOVE how the quote also shows my flood moment... :facepalm:

Neytiri. 01-09-2011 12:35 AM

[4:27 PM] Lyra | Yawne <3: Kevin be my Norm srs.
[4:27 PM] Lyra | Yawne <3: ill be your ninat.

[4:29 PM] Fkeu'itan | Sam Willetts: Yeah, Lyra i'll be your norm. If you'll be my Rosie O'donnal.

Completely Unrelated sexual inuendo is...Hilarious. lol
:awesome:

Neytiri. 01-09-2011 12:47 AM

[4:46:23 PM] Matt [Admiral Buttcrust]: that reminds me of the time I stuck my finger in a crocs (whatever it was) baad baad news!

Lol no comment necessary

The Man in Black 01-09-2011 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neytiri. (Post 121798)
[4:46:23 pm] matt [admiral buttcrust]: That reminds me of the time i stuck my finger in a crocs (whatever it was) baad baad news!

Lol no comment necessary

robin williams ftw!!!!!

Marley 01-09-2011 07:27 PM

[7:20:39 PM] Ed: In Soviet Russia, Grace is Quaritch, and Selfridge dies.
[7:20:50 PM] Ed: And Jake is gay
[7:21:03 PM] Kyle: O.O
[7:21:31 PM] Ed: And Trudy and Max are major characters
[7:21:42 PM] Fkeu'itan | Sam Willetts: Haha
[7:22:04 PM | Edited 7:22:10 PM] Ed: And Norm's last name is Cheeseman
[7:22:12 PM] Kyle: ... And Neytiri is ............. .................... *facepalm*
[7:22:16 PM] Fkeu'itan | Sam Willetts: I guess the stingbats would be the main characters, in that case...
[7:22:22 PM | Edited 7:22:37 PM] Ed: Neytiri is Ninat is legion
[7:22:24 PM] Josh Sully: still attractive
[7:22:46 PM] Fkeu'itan | Sam Willetts: ... And Neytiri is ............. .................... *facepalm*

A big burly bloke called steve
[7:22:53 PM] Ed: lololololloloip;[ify.]pkl,ERABG
[7:22:56 PM] Kyle: LOLOL
[7:23:03 PM] Ed: ROFLMAO



I choked on hula hoops laughing at this... I guess that means it's worthy of being quoted? XD

electrosphere11 01-11-2011 02:48 AM

We'd all hang out, and then it would be the saddest thing ever to leave
[7:44:22 PM] Matt: it would
[7:44:24 PM] Kristin: Unless we just move in together lol
[7:44:31 PM] Kristin: Sitcom ftw
[7:44:31 PM] Nick: I say we pitch it to a tv show
[7:44:32 PM] Matt: NICK'S HAOUS
[7:44:38 PM] Kristin: I'm down lol
[7:44:42 PM] Matt: lol
[7:44:43 PM] Nick: "AVATAR RL: THIS IS DRAMA"
[7:44:47 PM] Matt: haha
[7:44:50 PM] Nick: KRISTIN ****ING ATE ALL THE CHEESE NIPS
[7:44:51 PM] Matt: **** jersey shore
[7:44:56 PM] Nick: GOD DAMNIT MATT GTFO OUT THE HOT TUB
[7:45:05 PM] Matt: lol
[7:45:11 PM | Removed 7:45:27 PM] Ma'iitsoh "Wolf": This message has been removed.
[7:45:16 PM] Nick: *massive explosion* ZACH JUST METLED ONE OF MY CARS
[7:45:20 PM] Nick: wow justin
[7:45:25 PM] Matt: JOSH, STOP FORNICATING WITH THE NEYTIRI POSTER
[7:45:28 PM] Josh Sully: oh man the chat just sploded
[7:45:30 PM] Josh Sully: WTF MATT

Neytiri. 01-11-2011 05:49 AM

Lol, We'd be the most ridonculous sitcom known to mankind xD

electrosphere11 01-11-2011 06:21 AM

And therefore the most viewed :P

Human No More 01-11-2011 08:55 PM

<Nieh_Teveie> yo everyone
<Nieh_Teveie> Who is psyched about Thor?
<@Eltu> Yeah, I love Thorinair too. :)
<Nieh_Teveie> :|
<Nieh_Teveie> not Thorinair :|
<Nieh_Teveie> THOR!!!

Marley 01-12-2011 01:07 AM

[01:01:52] Kyle: You accidentallyd your keyboard? :P
[01:02:02] Nick: I DONT UNDERSTAND
[01:02:07] Matt: Nick can't haz szpellingz
[01:02:08] Av Daedric: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
[01:02:18] Kyle: MAGNETZ?!
[01:02:20] Nick: kyle youll prob be in bed
[01:02:22] Nick: when its done
[01:02:22] Kyle: I BLAME THEM
[01:02:25] Nick: but ill shoot you a link
[01:02:27] Nick: wait
[01:02:27] Matt: o.O
[01:02:29] Matt: oh
[01:02:29] Av Daedric: MIRACLES
[01:02:30] Nick: will prob be up
[01:02:32] Nick: lols
[01:02:36] Matt: totally read that wrong
[01:02:49] Matt: [01:02] Nick:

<<< kyle youll prob be in bed

thought it said something about probing his head
[01:02:51] Kyle: [01:02] Nick:

<<< but ill shoot you a link

Kay, thanks very much Nick :)
[01:03:03] Kyle: [01:02] Matt:

<<< thought it said something about probing his head

.............. LMFAO!!!
[01:03:13] Nick: wow









Okay... I wasn't nomming on the hulas this time..... But I STILL nearly died laughing at this. XD

Human No More 01-14-2011 03:08 AM

<AC130> I really want a Neytiri style utility knife
<AC130> The collectables they sell are only props
<AC130> >.<
<AC130> The thing is apparently 19 inches long
<AC130> :O
<@HumanNoMore> yeah
<@HumanNoMore> I've got it ordered
<@HumanNoMore> but still hasn't even shipped :(
<mikkowilson> 17:31:38 < AC130> The thing is apparently 19 inches long
<mikkowilson> That's what she said.
<mikkowilson> /obligatory
<@Neytiri> yes, I did say that, and it's true
* @Neytiri hugs HumanNoMore
<@HumanNoMore> :P
<Icu> ...
<mikkowilson> :D
<mikkowilson> Nicly played good sir.
<mikkowilson> (She also said that)

electrosphere11 01-14-2011 06:13 AM

[11:04:47 PM] FighterOfWars: what do tigers dream of
[11:04:57 PM] Matt: when they take a little tiger snooze
[11:05:05 PM] FighterOfWars: do they dream of mauling zebras
[11:05:13 PM] Matt: or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit
[11:05:22 PM] FighterOfWars: well don't you worry your pretty striped head
[11:05:30 PM] Matt: we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
[11:05:39 PM] FighterOfWars: and then were gunna find our best friend doug
[11:05:49 PM] Matt: and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
[11:06:03 PM] FighterOfWars: oh doug..doug..doug. dougy doug doug
[11:06:20 PM] Matt: but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
[11:06:26 PM] FighterOfWars: well then were **** out of luck


Old but still awesome

Stanley_9875 01-15-2011 04:14 AM

I got dating lessons from Kristin tonight! =D

electrosphere11 01-15-2011 06:13 AM

[11:06:51 PM] Matt: Josh, do I need to give you a massage?
[11:06:54 PM] Josh Sully: no
[11:06:54 PM] Matt: happy ending or no?
[11:06:57 PM] Alex: NO
[11:06:57 PM] Matt: LOL
[11:07:05 PM] Kristin: His mouth says no but his heart says yes matt
[11:07:11 PM] Alex: MY MINDS TELLIN ME NOOOO
[11:07:12 PM] Matt: ohhh man
[11:07:16 PM] Alex: BUT MAH BODAYYYY
[11:07:22 PM] Matt: IT FEEELS SOO RIGHT
[11:07:24 PM] Alex: MAH BODAYYYYS TELLIN ME YEAHHHHH
[11:07:27 PM] Matt: WHATS WRONG WITH MEH

Davy Jones 01-15-2011 12:02 PM

[12:56:05] <@Eltu> I kinda want this a lot. Sideshow Collectibles, Inc. - Neytiri / Maquette
[12:56:13] * @DavyJones hesitates.
[12:56:19] <@DavyJones> Oh my god what a huge dildo
[12:59:11] <@HumanNoMore> Eltu, I am getting that

Note that the link ACTUALLY leads to a Neytiri statuette, and is not explicit in any way.

Stanley_9875 01-18-2011 12:27 AM

We're not really a fan of drama...

[4:24:50 PM] Av Daedric: is for horses
[4:25:13 PM] Nick: ((chuckle))
[4:25:22 PM] Josh Sully: no that's hay dipsh*t
[4:25:31 PM] Matt (stdout): lol
[4:25:31 PM] Tristan Mieras: hby
[4:25:32 PM] Av Daedric: You f*****r
[4:25:43 PM] Josh Sully: jk love you Zach
[4:25:43 PM | Edited 4:25:44 PM] Matt (stdout): oh noes! drama!
[4:25:49 PM] Nick: DRAMA!
[4:25:54 PM] Nick: @_@
[4:25:57 PM] Nick: <_<
[4:25:59 PM] Matt (stdout): Matt (stdout) burries head in sand
[4:26:00 PM] Nick: >_>
[4:26:02 PM] Tristan Mieras: DRAMA NOOOOO
[4:26:09 PM] Tristan Mieras: *shoves head into wall*

Stanley_9875 01-18-2011 01:11 AM

(Double Post)

One letter can change the course of things for sure...

[5:09:59 PM] Tristan Mieras: L
[5:10:00 PM] Nick: so whats the problem with letting gays get married?
[5:10:03 PM] Nick: lol topic change
[5:10:03 PM] Tristan Mieras: is for the way you look... at me
[5:10:05 PM] Tristan Mieras: O
[5:10:08 PM] Adam: um, theres no problem
[5:10:11 PM] Tristan Mieras: is for the only one... I see
[5:10:15 PM] Tristan Mieras: Veeeeeeee
[5:10:22 PM] Nick: Nick pants stan
[5:10:23 PM] Tristan Mieras: is very very, extraordinary
[5:10:30 PM] Tristan Mieras: OH DEAR LORD
[5:10:38 PM] Nick: errr
[5:10:39 PM] Nick: PATS
[5:10:40 PM] Nick: PATS

Davy Jones 01-18-2011 09:50 PM

[22:49:35] <@DavyJones> Eltu, the tsaherpes warheads are ready. Any last words?
[22:49:58] <@Eltu> If you won't do it for me...
[22:50:00] <@Eltu> Do it for the lulz.

Davy Jones 01-24-2011 10:46 PM

[23:40:32] <@Mune> THEY'VE TAKEN THE ELTU TO ISENGARD.
[23:40:42] <@Eltu> Ok, ok
[23:40:44] <@Eltu> GUYS
[23:40:46] <@JackSparrow> What did you say?
[23:40:52] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:52] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:53] * JackSparrow is now known as Gollum
[23:40:53] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:54] <@Eltu> I am waking the entire apartement block up
[23:40:54] <@Mune> THE ELTU
[23:40:59] <@Eltu> With my insane laughter
[23:41:03] <@Eltu> SO MUCH LOL IRL
[23:41:10] <@Gollum> rofl
[23:41:17] <@Gollum> Stupid... fat.... Eltu
[23:41:19] <@Mune> THEY'VE TAKEN THE ELTU TO ISENGARD.
[23:41:23] <@Gollum> -u..-u..-u..-u....
[23:41:35] <@Mune> TELL ME WHERE IS ELTU, FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
[23:41:35] <@Mune> TELL ME WHERE IS ELTU, FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM.
[23:41:38] <@Mune> *epic tune*
[23:41:46] <@Gollum> Ninatgard?
[23:41:49] <@Tymian|ney> http://i.imgur.com/IMygW.jpg
[23:41:50] <@Tymian|ney> hrh
[23:41:57] <@HumanNoMore> HRH
[23:42:03] <@Mune> I've got a jar of ELTU. I'VE GOT A JAR OF ELTU. I'VE GOT A JAR OF ELTU.
[23:42:07] <@Mune> AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT.
[23:42:10] <@Gollum> Tsaherpes
[23:42:19] <@Eltu> ROFL

[...]

[23:44:49] <@Mune> "eltu.... ahhh... uuhh... ah..."

[...]

[23:46:28] * @Mune listens to his parents moving downstairs.

[...]

[23:50:04] <@Mune> Two pornographic-related comments in the same minute.
[23:50:06] <@Mune> I feel touched.
[23:50:07] <@Mune> WAIT.
[23:50:09] <@Mune> WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS

[...]

[23:51:29] <@Mune> OH COME
[23:51:41] <@Mune> And don't you dare quote the first two letters of the previous sentence.
[23:51:44] <@Mune> Or I will litterally.

[...]

[23:53:46] <@Mune> Hey, when I talked to *censored* about the tsa-orgy he removed it.
[23:53:46] <@Mune> D:

[...]

[23:55:23] <@Mune> You're loving this aren't you Xynth.
(see how he tries to drag me into his sick fantasies?)

[...]

[23:55:54] <@Eltu> So insanely hard.

[...]

[23:56:57] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[23:56:58] <@Eltu> I still love this

Human No More 01-24-2011 10:57 PM

[10:56 pm] <@DavyJones> !quote 37
[10:56 pm] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[10:56 pm] <@Eltu> I still love this
[10:57 pm] <@Eltu> [23:50:04] <@Mune> Two pornographic-related comments in the same minute.
[10:57 pm] <@Eltu> [23:50:06] <@Mune> I feel touched.



[10:57 pm] <@DavyJones> [23:56:57] <@HumanNoMore> * Eltu swallows (37)
[10:57 pm] <@DavyJones> [23:56:58] <@Eltu> I still love this

Davy Jones 01-24-2011 10:59 PM

Context just makes everything boring, don't you think?

[23:59:58] * Disconnected <-- left just in time, hell yeah.

Eltu 01-24-2011 11:03 PM

23:59:59 <SirHaxalot> Oh and, Happy birthday Eltu!

Now that's timing. :D

Neytiri. 01-25-2011 06:56 AM

[10:34:12 PM] Alex: you know what i could really go for right now?
[10:34:20 PM] Matt: abbie doobie?
[10:34:24 PM] Kristin: A 1000 pounds of small African children?
[10:34:35 PM] Alex: you know what i could really go for right now?
[10:34:37 PM] Kristin: A medium sized whale testicle?
[10:34:49 PM] Kristin: An overly sarcastic giraffe?
[10:34:59 PM] Kristin: A mail man on a peanut butter bender?
[10:35:07 PM] Matt: why don't you just tell us that way we can stop guessing the most logical answers
[10:35:27 PM] Alex: you know what i could REALLY go for right now?
[10:35:56 PM] Kristin: A slightly aggravated futuristic ninja car that simultaneously gives you a blow job while it kills aliens from planet Neptune?

While during a Skype session with us, if you ever find yourself questioning the meaning of life while trying to pick your brain up off the floor, then everything's going as planned lol

Marley 01-25-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neytiri. (Post 125150)
[10:34:12 PM] Alex: you know what i could really go for right now?
[10:34:20 PM] Matt: abbie doobie?
[10:34:24 PM] Kristin: A 1000 pounds of small African children?
[10:34:35 PM] Alex: you know what i could really go for right now?
[10:34:37 PM] Kristin: A medium sized whale testicle?
[10:34:49 PM] Kristin: An overly sarcastic giraffe?
[10:34:59 PM] Kristin: A mail man on a peanut butter bender?
[10:35:07 PM] Matt: why don't you just tell us that way we can stop guessing the most logical answers
[10:35:27 PM] Alex: you know what i could REALLY go for right now?
[10:35:56 PM] Kristin: A slightly aggravated futuristic ninja car that simultaneously gives you a blow job while it kills aliens from planet Neptune?

While during a Skype session with us, if you ever find yourself questioning the meaning of life while trying to pick your brain up off the floor, then everything's going as planned lol

Wtf... That's hilarious. xD :xD:

Tymian 01-26-2011 09:33 PM

(22:29:09) DavyJones: so you can ban me?
(22:29:10) DavyJones: :P
(22:30:28) Eltu: Just for the lulz:
(22:30:31) Eltu left the room (quit: Z:lined (Botnet Flood Spam. If you feel this ban is in error you may appeal it at: WyldRyde IRC Network - Appealing Bans from WyldRyde)).
(22:30:51) Tymian: O.O
(22:31:44) Mikey: not lifting that
(22:32:02) Tymian: :P

Txum_kali'weya 02-02-2011 05:17 AM

[19:57:39] Neytiri makes tsaheylu with HumanNoMore
[19:57:58] HumanNoMore: fffuuuu, stupid crap connection


not quite sure what to make of this quote...

Fosus 02-02-2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Txum_kali'weya (Post 126764)
[19:57:39] Neytiri makes tsaheylu with HumanNoMore
[19:57:58] HumanNoMore: fffuuuu, stupid crap connection

AHHAhaha! I literally laughed out loud :D WIN!

X.,.Pandora.,.X 02-02-2011 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Txum_kali'weya (Post 126764)
[19:57:39] Neytiri makes tsaheylu with HumanNoMore
[19:57:58] HumanNoMore: fffuuuu, stupid crap connection


not quite sure what to make of this quote...

Let's tell her HNM doesn't want her haha :P

Human No More 02-02-2011 09:54 PM

hrh :P
guess I shouldn't complain when my connection causes my client to drop out then reconnect (she does that every time I join :P )

tallbluewanderer 02-06-2011 09:08 AM

Quote:

01:00:35 <mikkowilson> Avatar or not to Avatar.
01:00:41 mikkowilson can't decide.
01:01:25 <tbw> clean up and then Avatar?
01:01:31 <mikkowilson> If it's a posotive number: I watch. If it's a negative number; I don't...
01:01:35 <mikkowilson> !fix
01:01:37 <@HumanNoMore> http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/...aytaaayree.png (86)
01:01:47 <tbw> :D
01:01:49 mikkowilson fires up BD player.
01:01:59 mikkowilson clicks link.
01:02:10 <tbw> best way to decide ever
It turns out Mikko meant "if it's even, I watch; if it's odd, I don't," but I like his original idea better. :D

Davy Jones 02-06-2011 10:54 AM

Agreed with above! :P First idea = better :D


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