(11:36:03 PM) Yoda: stdout: he makes the argument that carbon dating is flawed and scientists are too proud to say..
(11:36:11 PM) Yoda: and says why he thinks its flawed
(11:36:14 PM) stdout: I actually could use that number for my 'probability that God exists'
(11:36:27 PM) stdout: but I still call myself an atheist because it's so damn tiny
(11:36:36 PM) Moco: oh man, if i had that creationist geology textbook with me right now
(11:36:53 PM) stdout: Yoda: who?
(11:36:55 PM) Moco: i still want the other one, the life science one
(11:37:18 PM) Yoda: stdout: the guy that said the earth would end at March 31 2011
(11:37:36 PM) Moco: wait, that is who you listen to?
(11:37:38 PM) stdout: that is clearly a man who knows what he's talking about

(7:24:21 PM) Clarke: ...Great. There is a typo in the fairly curt letter I got a few weeks ago from SAAS asking where their money is.
(7:24:37 PM) stdout: ?
(7:24:45 PM) Clarke: In the amount of money they've paid me.
(7:25:05 PM) Moco: yuck
(7:25:09 PM) Moco: more or less
(7:25:29 PM) Clarke: Although it is in my favour, so yay?
(7:25:55 PM) Moco: great
(7:26:06 PM) Raiden|maths: SAAS?
(7:26:32 PM) Raiden|maths: Sassy Armadillo Accountant Society?

(Student Awards Agency for Scotland, but that's not nearly as funny as sassy armadillos. ;))

My mind jumped to Software As A Service :P

3char

(8:40:10 PM) Yoda: [.][deleted] 1 point 2 months ago
(8:40:12 PM) Yoda: I woke up for some midnight Cap'n Crunch... and for some reason I could not get the milk jug to fit in the microwave. Somehow my brain confused microwave with refrigerator.
(8:40:15 PM) Annariia: ....????
(8:40:38 PM) SirHaxalot: Turns out that the cable to the mouse was damaged, causing a short circuit, which made the motherboard go to emergency powerdown...
(8:41:19 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: wth? lol
(8:41:27 PM) Yoda: SirHaxalot: if that happened to my computer..
(8:41:32 PM) Yoda: it'd stay running..
(8:41:41 PM) Yoda: but with a broken mouse..
(8:42:08 PM) SirHaxalot: I don't think you actually want it too. A short circuit would most likely damage the USB port
(8:42:16 PM) Moco: Annariia: ignore Yoda, first rule
(8:42:43 PM) Annariia: :) LOL irayo Moco :)
(8:42:45 PM) Unknown left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) named|pipe left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) Unidentified25397 left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:45 PM) Unidentified15962 left the room (quit: Enterprise.GeekShed.net Komma.GeekShed.net).
(8:42:48 PM) Clarke: Second rule: don't talk about rule 1.

Who's Annariia?

That video is hilarious :P

23:54:08 <mikkowilson> noisenoisenoisenoiseSIGNALnoisenoise < low SNR
23:54:28 <mikkowilson> SIGNALSIGNALnoisenoiseSIGNALSIGNALSIGNAL < high SNR
23:55:19 <mikkowilson> SIGNAlSIGNALyodayodayodaSIGNALyodayodayodayodayoda yodaSIGNALyoda <-- #treeofsouls

Re: The IRC Quotes Thread.
 

What.

(11:13:18 PM) mikkowilson: ok, that was aquard.
(11:13:32 PM) mikkowilson: *aquward.
(11:13:38 PM) mikkowilson: .. or however you spell that.

It doesn't have to be this way, mods.

You know what I mean.

14:00:42 <iron_jones> watched avatar last night for the first time in ages
14:00:59 <Moco> maybe if i met someone really cool at a meetup who was only on LN, but probably not even then
14:01:03 <Moco> iron_jones: how'd that go
14:01:49 <iron_jones> good. got head during the big battle scene. Wondering if I should create a thread about it
...
14:06:17 <iron_jones> I'm just so used to telling people in IRC the details of my sex life

(6:40:20 PM) Raiden: Clarke, you remind me of an octopus.
(6:40:41 PM) Moco: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Clarke: ?
(6:41:11 PM) Raiden: Clarke: When you want to avoid a specific argument you squirt a cloud of ink and escape.

(12:21:03 AM) Eltu: (which is kind of what happens often in a roguelike
(12:21:04 AM) mikkowilson: Yeah, she has a thing about that.
(12:21:05 AM) Eltu: )
(12:22:15 AM) mikkowilson: woah. I'm inside Eltu's parenthases.
(12:22:21 AM) ***mikkowilson feels a litle queezy.

.no one looked at the box carefully, it was a CLI-8 box in a CLI-266 rack.
16:12 Raiden:Cool story bro
16:13 Yoda: I hope staples is still open >.> and accepts ink carts with seal removed for return.
16:13 Yoda: Raiden: ???
16:15 Clarke:!g cool story bro definition
16:15 Neytiri Searching Google........
16:15 Neytiri [Google] A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl; dr story. Urban Dictionary: cool story bro
16:15 Clarke: x]
16:17 Yoda throws Raiden into a terrarium.

<Clarke> ...crap, now I'm imagining mikko as as a raccoon weilding a steadicam.

(10:35:14 PM) ***mikkowilson looks at MGCJerry's seat in the corner where he moved it.
(10:35:31 PM) MGCJerry: my corner!
(10:35:46 PM) Moco: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/07161...it-old-man.gif
(10:36:05 PM) MGCJerry: lol
(10:36:21 PM) ***MGCJerry slides his seat to another corner

17:19:19 <Moco> australia left a note on a washer saying, "i moved your laundry to dryer 3, #laundry #washerspace #donthateappreciate"
17:19:29 <Moco> did you actually just hashtag on a piece of paper ><
17:21:04 * HNM|work facedesks
17:21:07 <Moco> maybe i'm somehow missing the point, but that's the most hipster thing i can even imagine

That dryer turned out to be broken :( My note, more to the point, said "I EAT YOUR MONEY".

(11:46:24 PM) Clarke: mikkowilson: Mind if I ask you a question about Avatar?
(11:48:38 PM) mikkowilson: Clarke: sure.
(11:48:49 PM) Clarke: mikkowilson: How could the animation be improved?
(11:49:04 PM) Clarke: And/or the graphical quality
(11:49:10 PM) mikkowilson: My Jim hiring me.

15:07 Raiden: Oh
15:07 Raiden: I just had a great idea
15:07 Clarke: Kill all humans?
15:08 Raiden: Besides that one.

0:07 Raiden: sdafsadfsda?
10:08 sdafsadfsda: WHY DID THAT PING ME
10:08 Raiden: Who's this? ^
10:08 *** DandyLion quit (Client exited)
10:08 sdafsadfsda: WAIT
10:08 Eltu gives Raiden's keyboard a +5 ring of literacy
10:08 sdafsadfsda: WHY IS MY NAME sdafsadfsda
10:08 *** sdafsadfsda is now known as DavyJones
10:08 *** DandyLion joined #TreeOfSouls
10:08 Neytiri Zola'u niprrte' ma DandyLion, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
10:08 +++ ChanServ has given op to DavyJones
10:08 Raiden Hahahahahaha
10:08 Clarke hrh
10:08 DavyJones WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS
10:08 DavyJones Hrm, back to the locker I go.
10:08 *** DavyJones quit (Quit: Leaving)

Double post! COMBO!

16:14 < SightUnseen> Raiden: Abrasive much? :D
16:16 < Raiden|STATS> SightUnseen: I make sandpaper jealous.

09:30 Raiden Moco: You're assuming that I'm assuming you don't know that.
09:30 Moco that is not what i said
09:30 Moco why are you pinging me and giving me basic facts
09:31 *** Eltu joined #TreeOfSouls
09:31 +++ ChanServ has given admin to Eltu
09:31 +++ ChanServ has given op to Eltu
09:31 Neytiri Zola'u niprrte' ma Eltu, oel ngati kameie. Ngaru lu fpom srak?
09:31 +++ HNM|work has given op to Moco
09:31 Raiden Moco: Fish live in the water

Another unbelievably clever line from Raiden.

(6:21:07 PM) HumanNoMore: same for if more people of foo race, people with dark hair, people with brown eyes, anything.
(6:21:10 PM) iron_jones: It is both. And it is true
(6:21:27 PM) iron_jones: 99% true at least
(6:21:31 PM) iron_jones: brb gotta rock a piss
(6:21:53 PM) Moco: why does this topic come up every time iron_jones is here XD
(6:21:54 PM) Clarke: HumanNoMore: So up until quite recently, women weren't allowed to study at university because... women were dumber? :p
(6:22:12 PM) Moco: aw, Clarke's gonna get jumped
(6:22:25 PM) Sovereign: ...
(6:22:31 PM) Moco: hey Sovereign
(6:22:40 PM) Sovereign: Hi y'all
(6:22:43 PM) Moco: what's up
(6:22:50 PM) Sovereign: I'm not sure if I like where this discussion is headed
(6:22:53 PM) Moco: this would be a good time to bash asians
(6:23:04 PM) Sovereign: ^hell yeah!

What would you ever do without me?

(This is a lot funnier withotu context)
20:04:35 <Raiden> Who's Spock?
20:04:38 <Clarke> Yoda

Probably is, though I can't separate it from context :S

Was going through some logs and found this again :P

00:15 Raiden I've been doing this for 8 years already.
00:15 DandyLion whatever works
00:15 Raiden If someone is capable of breaking my defenses, maybe they deserve to have me.
00:16 DandyLion aw :3
00:16 Raiden Shush.

21:05:22 <Clarke> Nieh_Teveie2: I thought I spotted will.i.am as one of the pirates, but IMDB says he wasn't in it.
21:07:43 <Nieh_Teveie2> For gods sake, we are here living in the stink of humanity where good people are dying of diseases, and bad people living for years draining our benefits, and now we learn that Will I AM is immortal...

Fixed...

I would like to request that you not hasten the decay of my defense systems.

It's hard enough as it is to keep them maintained...

So you needed to retroactively fix your response to something less cute?

I've been regretting saying "shush" for months now.

I meant to say "Silence!" in the first place, but I remember that day and I was trying to do two or three things at once and I went for the easier word to type instead of what I wanted to say.

Interesting that it bothered you that much.

15:08:24 <HNM|work> why do we even have an hourly report of all the processes that crashed?
15:08:36 <HNM|work> in most codebases, needing that would be indication of a problem
15:08:41 <HNM|work> here it's just another day
15:08:42 <HNM|work> ._.

13:56:04 * Clarke slinks in and curls up in a corner
13:56:20 <Javik> no. my corner.
13:56:24 <Javik> used for napping.
13:56:29 <Javik> is occipied.
13:57:10 * Clarke uses a different corner instead
13:57:29 <Javik> bitch, this room only has one corner.
13:57:35 <Javik> the architect was a skxawng

So, the room is a teardrop shape? :P