Pandora Rules
 

I saw a thread like this on AF. It started off seriously but has started to become more humerous. so what are the pandora rules?

I'll start off with a couple:

1. Keep your exo-pack with you at all times.
2. Don't get lost in the woods.
3. Don't go chasing local tail.

Didn't Eltu already write these? :P

and I can't find them :(... *summons eltu to thread*

Eltu cannot be reached at the moment, please leave your name and a planet where you can be reached.

4. Don't play with that, you'll go blind.

5. Remember that every living thing wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes.

6. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong mental attitude.

7.


...
masks on!!!

Should totally be number 1 :P

8. Pandora will s**t you out dead with zero warning.

#9. That armor is too thick!

#10. You're not allowed to run night ops.

#11

Look at all that cheddar!

#12 This little gray rock sells for 20 million a kilo.

#13 Trust the Dragon Lady.

HumanNoMore summons Eltu!

Thread took 3462 damage!

Thread became tsa'herpes'd!

#14 You don't want Ninat

14. always keep a second ex-mask with you at all times in case Quaritch suddenly runs outside without one.

16. You want to mate with Neytiri?... join the queue!

/me runs

also, countingfail.

17. Don't forget which team your playing for.
18. Always be back for dinner.
19. Don't get soft
20. It is obligatory to watch Selfridge while he is putting
21. It is absolutely fine to leave a $20 million piece of rock floating freely in you office with the door open because no will will steal that, right?
22. Prisoners always get steak.
23. Always make derogatory comments about new arrrivals who step out of the shuttle.

#24 With Neytiri, its learn fast or die.

Shouldn't this be on Forum Games, really? :P

25. Never intimidate a beautiful Na’vi Princess by holding her mate-for-life in the air by his queue while pressing a dagger to his throat. You will just p*ss her off.

26. In order to deal with an unauthorized engine start, please comply with the following procedure: i) Curse loudly; ii) Grab a gun; (iii) Shout “Masks on!” iv) Kick the door open; v) Open fire. Under no circumstances should you stop to pick up an exo-mask.

27. Ninat is underrated.

28. There is a substantial reward for finding Unexistium.

29. If you try to walk stealthily through the forest at night, the Na’vi will notice you immediately and track your every move. But it you drive towards them in a fleet of over-sized bulldozers protected by Amp-suits and infantry, you may take them by surprise.

30. If you encounter a Thanator RUN DEFINTELY RUN!!!!!

31. In order to protect personal privacy, it is prohibited to install security cameras in the cell blocks or in any of the corridors linking the cell blocks to the exits of the installation.

32. The biggest cat in the sky never looks up.

33. Don't hang in the cargo bay of the Valkyrie with Tsu'tey. You will not survive.

34. One life ends, another begins
35. Chose the "least glitchy"
36. Avatar... wins... forever. period

37. Grace Augustine only likes big words

38. Grace Augustine is a legend.
39. If you throw a stick in the air it's going to land on a sacred fern.
40. Don't attempt to shake hands with the Olo'eyktan on your first meeting.

41. Ikran is not horse

42. If a native does the funky chicken in front of your bull-dozer, always keep moving.

43. In general, Ewya doesn’t take sides. She only protects the balance of life. But if your name is Jake Sully and you are the Toruk Makto, then she does take sides.

44. Always disobey all rules after rule 44. :D

45. No matter what, it always needs moar Neytiri. :D

46. Do not dance with Hammerhead Titanothores

47. Always take samples :P

48. Your ikran will try to kill you because it chose you. A palulukan will because it is hungry.

49. If you go down to the woods today you'll get a big surprise. Guaranteed.

50. In order to facilitate communication and avoid any claims of sexual discrimination, all military personal should simply be referred to as "ladies".

51. Fresh meat isn't referring to steak. Go home while you still can. :D

52. Jake Sully is a lucky swine.

53. Don't hit the red button.