The General Quotes Thread.
 

We have an IRC quotes thread... So why not a 'general quotes' thread?

I'll start with one that happened on Skype while I was talking to Nawmtirey:

Nawmtirey: Hm... You know the bug that is red, with black dots... What do you call that in England...?
Me: Well, generally it's called a 'Lady bird'
Nawmtirey: Why do you call it a bird? It's a bug!
Me: Well, -I- don't call it a ladybird...
Nawmtirey: Oh? What do you call it then?
Me: I call it 'Coccinellidae'
Nawmtirey: *Sigh* How could I expect -you- to call it something normal?
Me: *laughing for 2 minutes straight*

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Me: Haha, I made a thread about what you just said.
Nawmtirey: Who's Fred?
Me: HAHAHHAHH *laughs irl*
Nawmtirey: What? *laughing*

Fail :P

Skåningar.

indeed

[3:56:45 AM] JIM WHYTE(James of terra): anyone here???
[4:09:23 AM] JIM WHYTE(James of terra): well its dead here, good night.
[6:44:47 AM] Jazza: :(
[12:32:20 PM] Kyle: Flying Hippos
[1:16:12 PM] Callum: Exactly what I was thinking Kyle
[1:25:30 PM] Daniel Tsamsiyu: :D
[1:27:12 PM] Callum: :)
[1:48:38 PM] Kyle: :)




^ Neyney chat, Skype

I posted this on facebook but its ToS worthy...

I walk into the kitchen where my aunt kathy and my cousin moriah are working on moriahs homework (my family is pretty close, we hang out a lot) and my mom is hanging out with them... I look at the book my aunt kathy and moriah are working with and it looks farmiliar

Me: Hey I had that same math book!

My Aunt Kathy: thats odd cuz this is a chemistry book

haha

lol I like that one, Stanley

"i hate saying 'i like exercising'...i want to punch people who say that, in the face. but it's nice being in shape for a movie, because they basically do it all for you. it's like, here is your trainer, this is what you can eat. i do exercise, but i don't diet. you can't work if you're hungry, you know?!"

Jennifer Lawrence, interview quote at the 2015 San Diego Comic Con

"reality tv is the museum of social decay." Gary Oldman, Actor Extraordinaire (2014 interview for The Independent.) great modern times quote from a great actor! :cool:

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9qlwkpjj.gif

"i feel like a poo-sandwich in a storm of brain-deadening madness!"


me...several weeks ago, when discussing the disgusting mess that is the 2016 US general election for POTUS, being stuck between two evils, the right-wing fascist fat-cat silver spoon trumptard with a dead possum on his chrome-dome, and the left-wing socialist lying lawyer securiity compromiser and her ridiculous man-puppet husband-beard. ugh, you can't write this kind of reality-show-trash truth, geez. the founding fathers must be rolling over many times in their graves.

conservative , of a sort
 

At this PIT (point in time), I'd say that Mr Sanders would have been the better .
But, here in America , our people are far too conservative ..Still surprised that Mr Obama ever made it ..
Avatar ......... I watch the oldies(black and whiters).......Avatar is becoming an oldie !

"i believe in everything until its disproved. so i believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. it all exists, even if it's in your mind. who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"

John Lennon

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

Frank Zappa

^ i like that quote! :)


"trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."

George Carlin

:D It's always made me want to do some research and compile a list of "real" and "fake" countries and see how many there are of each. Zappa's Law of Statehood, I call it. :P

That one's good too! :xD: