I was kidding.

I have a shi-tzu named Spanky.

how do you deal with telemarketers?

Either by yelling or playing this. Skip to 1:55.

What does your username mean in english?

Why do you like the Soviets so much?

Are you Russian? :D

Soviet sword

Hard to explain, just always been fascinated with them. ( I have a very addictive personality)

Yes.

How do you think humanity will view us 1,000 years from now? Do you think this period in history will be looked fondly upon, or do you think future generations will look upon this time with embarrassment?

Honestly from this point if you were to move 1000 years in the future. We will probably look like barbaric *******s, as we view people 1000 years ago. However it's still up to us to change that. IMO.

^^agreed

do you have any hobbies? anything you are pasionate about? btw that WoW rage is funny hahhahaa

I collect knives and swords. Have about 35-40 knives and two swords.
I'm somewhat of a modern war buff. (not the game)
I like shooting.
Trolling on youtube is a hobbie of mine.
I like animals except big house cats
I like TV
I like studying the Soviet Union

If you have a few hours to yourself, how do you pass the time?

I contemplate life, the universe, and our existence. I sometimes play the soviet anthem and walk around in my Russian hat and talk to myself in the cheesiest accent possible. I like to have conversations with my dog about issues. We discuss with each other how we would handle the different events occurring in my life and everybody's life. He's a very good listener. I also have an invisible clone of my self that I have had conversations with since I was a young boy. He is also a good listener because he always agrees with me.

In your opinion, which is more destructiive/dangerous: smoking weed or driving without a seatbelt.

Driving without smoking weed.


Honestly? No seatbelt.

do you think it's poser for someone who is half russian and half armenian to always brag on about how they are full russian and claim to know everything about Russia and also take pride in the fact that they were once communist?