Photo Caption Contest #1
 

So it's not really a contest; there certainly isn't a prize beyond our own amusement.

Idea is simple: Post a caption for the photo below.
Submit as many captions as you want.

I'll post a new photo each week(~ish) to be captioned. After a few days, I'll add a poll to vote for the best caption.

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So without further ado, the photo that inspired the caption contest idea at the clan dinner in Seattle; Photo Caption Contest #1:
http://tos.mikkowilson.com/2011/inde...reenwidth=1280

- Mikko

And to provide an example. I'll go first:

"This isn't Teylu"

- Mikko

"I am never going back to vegetarian, ever."

"Oh... my... god..."

"...I paid $15 for this!?"

Yes, yes! :xD:

"That little brown rock sells for $20M/kilo......... and you just ate it."

"This is beef right?"

"Hearken, sons of the glorious Empire...
Here we stand upon the Field of Blood...
Though this day we may die,
Our legend shall live forever."

I pictured him giving an epic battle speech to the silverware.

"I just ate the animal's what?!"

"Me gusta."

Hey, Mikko. Maga glad you started the caption contest. I was waiting for this piccie...MOWHAHAHA *rubs hands*...:

1. Payoang suddenly realised that the Teylu he had just put in his mouth was still alive.

2. Payoang was now sitting 6 inches higher having found out how quickly the Pu-Pu tower dish worked it's way through.

3. "Oh Crap!"

4. "Yep, afraid I followed through on that one...hope no one will notice if I sneak out for a moment."

5. "You know what, I kinda like it..."

6. "Frikken daisy cutters"

7. "What's the Na'vi word for 'sick bag'...?"

8. "Oh, you gota be kiddin' me.."

9. Failure is an option, but fear is not.

10. "HELL YEAH!"

11. Tsahaylu for the first time.

12. "Om, yom, yom, yom...."

13. ...and this one came with a hint of 'txep'.

14. It wasn't the fact that he was going to throw up that concerned him, just that he would have to taste it twice as a result!

15. You should see your face(s).

16. 9 out of 10 tawtute, who expressed a preference, said they liked Sturmbeast. This was the other guy.

17. "Maybe I should have gone with the soup."

18. "You got some heart kid..."

19. "So what do I do? Run, don't run? What?"

20. Now all I have to do is swallow!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://oldestprof.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif

I'm trying my very best not to burst out laughing too loud; and hoping my boss doesn't turn around and see me giggling at my desk.

Oh man. How on earth are we going to fit all those into a poll?

/me continues chuckling

Funny stuff man. *high four*

- Mikko

Oh my! It is really moving!

Yìlmängom oel peut?

*high four* right back at you. :hi:

That was just an excellent piccie of Payoang that you took. I just couldn't help myself. Hope you didn't get into trouble with your boss...hehehe. Roll on the next one in about a week then...

Hey, ISV, afraid you'll have to translate for me as my Na'vi is not so 'fnan'. :P

Alan

I think I spot some infixes there...
Y<ìlm><äng>om oe-l peu-t?
Eat(near past)(unhappy about it) I-doing why?

"why did I just eat that? :-("


... Or something.

- Mikko

Brilliant :D

"Payoang wasn't sure what it was, and realised that perhaps trying to order teylu in a human restaurant hadn't been the best idea"

Peu is 'what (thing)' (made patientive here as 'yom' is a transitive verb). So it's more 'what did I just eat?'

"I'm not in Kansas any more."

- Mikko

Disembodied voice: "Little did he know this would soon come back to haunt him."

Payoang: "Hrmm?!"

So; Umm... Turns out I can only put 10 options in a poll.
Alan; You get to pick your fave 5 to submit; and we'll have 2 rounds of voting.

- Mikko

Cool, lets vote, and seeing his reation in person was harlarious!

Well alright then :)

How about 1, 2, 13, 14 and 16 then.

I was looking through your photo album earlier and there's some right good ones for me to get my creative juices flowing! MOWHAHAHA...:xD:

Oh watch out alan is on the move!!!

Yeah, There'll be a bunch more coming. I'll get the voting running in a little while, and a new contest up in a couple of days when I decide on the next pic.

- Mikko

Is this Pandoran food?

I grew up in Kansas. Really. By Leavenworth prison. My dad said I better be good or I'd end up there.
The state tree in Kansas is a telephone pole.

:D

- Mikko

Hey, Mikko do we get another piccie to caption soon....pleeeeeease... :D

Alan

..Skxawng (or however its spelled haha)

Wild Payoang appeared!

Wild Payoang used "eat expensive food"!

......

Wild Payoang's wallet fainted!

"I hope Fiyerwall's clothing is stain proof 'cause this is coming back up."

I actually was sitting next him when this happened.:)