The Bear Age
 

Hello everyone.

I am here to inform you of the end of the universe that will occur during the year 2014.

The Bear Age

Please join, and invite others to join so we can try to inform the world.

:xD:

So basically, my friends and I created an event on Facebook called the Bear Age that say during 2014 every molecule will turn into a full grown bear. Within a short time we got over 2,000 attendees. Though it's kind of slowed down, there has been some people who take this event very seriously and are offended and believe we think this is going to be a real occurence.

Just making this thread to invite you all to attend. Thought it's some good fun! :P


Edit:

Just as a little treat, I'll give you all the secret recipe for the "Bear Age Cocktail"

To make: Fill a glass with half Guinness and half Brisk Iced Tea. Then fill a shooter glass halfway with absinthe, the other half with 5 Hour Energy and top with a little dash of Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Drop the shooter into the glass and enjoy.

I'm attending

Thanks a lot! invite your friends! :3

Woah man absinthe and hot sauce?? XD
When I saw this thread I was thinking an Apocalypse caused by this guy eating too much food: http://www.almondboard.com/Consumer/...ed%20Photo.jpg

I totally saw this in my newsfeed last week; my friends are already catching on. Well done good sir, well done.

Haha, thanks.

We have attendees from all over the world, however more people are not attending.

No, they're attending in the real world.

Well obviously.

I can't imagine the look on their faces when they realize that we were right all along.

I'd imagine they'll look very dead.

Unless they can adapt to breathing bears within seconds.

Epicness. I'll attend.

remember... invite EVERYONE

Done. I have quite a few people who like/attend everything funny, so it might spread through them :P

Excellent :gwink:

The amount of people getting offended by the Bear Age is almost ridiculous.