Chase that **** with a couple 5 hour energy's.

With Beaver Buzz, you need nothing else.

You could be a Beaver Buzz Spokesman. ;)

There is no way THAT could be taken out of context.

Personally I detest energy drinks mainly because the only time I feel the effects is when I am trying to go to sleep. I just sort of sit there unable to sleep....for days.

Was anyone else expecting this post to turn into a "I don't always have energy drinks, but when I do..." meme? :P

Never heard of that meme.

That's like saying you never go on the internet, bro.

In my experience:
-Monster's "Rehab", Blue, Orange, and Purple taste like s*** and give absolutely no buzz.
-Monster Red and Import are delicious, give no buzz.
-Bawls and Monster Green are ok, give no buzz.
-5 Hour Energy gives you "a swift kick in the pants" and then it's gone, it also tastes like s*** but if you can get about 5 it'll keep you awake.
-Coffee tastes good if brewed right and gives a decent amount of energy
-Espresso is amazing but one serving won't give you any energy, 8oz is another story. Expensive.
-Jolt Cola/Cherry sounds good, haven't personally had them but someone told me the Cherry tastes good.
-Red Bull tastes like piss combined with Mountain Dew, which already tastes like piss and a grapefruit. Gives no energy.
-Mountain Dew tastes like s*** but if you can drink like 6 cans you'll be awake for a few more hours
-Mountain Dew Code Red tastes great, provides as little energy as Mountain Dew.
-Foosh Mints are mints, taste like mints, which means you will eat half a tin before you realized you just consumed half the lethal dose of caffeine. Not reommended because of this.

My kidneys probably hate me.

In my experience:
-**** your energy drinks
-Drink Beaver Buzz

Energy drinks suck IMO, and it's just MY opinion so don't jump on me LOL. It's like cheating on a test. You didn't study prior so you look at your partner's paper and copy his results to pass. With energy drinks, you didn't take care of your body, exercise, or eat right, so your body can't produce natural energy and you cheat by drinking energy drinks. I have never tried one and never will.

Implying that I don't take care of my body, exercise or eat right.

Frick you and your assumptions.

Well I'm assuming you drink the drinks for energy boost and if your body was properly taken care of then this energy boost would come naturally. I'm into fitness and eating organic so I know a thing or two what our bodies need or do not need and why they need it. I also work the 3rd shift, the "coffee shift", without the aid of any of that ****.

But hey if you drink it for fun or tastes, then I apology for my wrong assumptions.

Wait....mints?!?

Only time I drink them for a boost is when i teach drums.

My experience

Monster (normal): Very nice, good energy
Monster (juice): Nice, average-good energy
Monster (low carb) OK, average energy

Jolt (normal): Nice, good energy

Red Bull: Nasty, low-average energy

Mountain Dew (only had a couple of times): OK, low-average energy

Coffee: Good tasting, low to average energy when brewed properly (instant isn't so good)
Espresso: nice to very nice, but low energy due to being small

Coke: Nice, very small energy - really not worth it if you're after caffeine.

Jagermeister: Very nice (but very strong tasting), average energy, alcoholic. Technically doesn't contain any energy-giving substances, but always seems to make me feel like I have a lot.

I've got to try some of those mints :P
On my list to try: Bawls, Mana Energy Potion