Alien Abductions
 

Now, personally I have my doubts about their validity. But I mean if they actually happened, and you were actually the person taken on an alien ship, and probed and tested on, imagine how freaked out you would be. Nobody would believe, and you'd just be freaked out of your mind for the rest of your life. I mean I doubt the stories are true, but if they are for nay of those people, it must be pretty f*ing scary.

I can't help but notice the stories of medieval people being abducted by devils and other supernatural creatures are eerily similar.

haven't heard any of them

Yeah, abduction stories go way back.

Do you mean to say that the alien stories sound like copies of the devil stories?

I mean I have no idea if any are true. I'm just imagining how much paranoia there would be if one actually happened to you, cause nobody would believe you

Oh hai.

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I'm inclined to believe somethings going on, but there's plenty of wild fantasy and plain old attention whoring at work too.

I'm not saying it's untrue, as I'd hate to bear ignorance of any kind. I'll just believe it when I'm given irrefutable evidence.

I was abducted by aliens once!
Sadly they didn't have any change.

Unlikely: Yes.
Impossible: No.

On the other hand, any aliens sufficiently advanced and intelligent enough to reach Earth would likely know better ways of performing their research/whatever - indeed, if they didn't just make first contact.

An alien advanced and intelligent enough would most likely do the best thing for the universe, destroy earth before we become a blight on galactic civilization.

Yes you sir, your a blight, and you sir, and you.

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Maybe they would just take our noses to make human horn?

We would just probably get smashed by some other advanced space faring race if we go about thinking too highly of ourselves. I'd wager there are even more dangerous races out there than our collective stupidity put together.

Never underestimate the power of idiots in a group!!!

Until I get my Omega Destroyers, I'm not counting too much on that one.