Gorilla, dunno where you would find 67 little people :P

Canada or Australia?

Canada, considering how long I've been in Australia. :P

Eat a box of kittens, or one human? :P

umm, kittens, long as i get to cook em.

fight your dad/fatherly figure, or your best friends dad.

My dad I guess, since he's a small guy, though it's not something I can easily ever imagine happening.

Would you rather be able to fly or speak every language in the world?

Fly every country would be better.

Sunrise or sunset ? :)

Sunset, of course :)

Bed or hammock?

Hammock... it's much confortable :D

Earth's "stock" waves or bioluminiscent waves ?

I believe this thread became inactive because nobody really knew what you meant, Tsawke, and neither do I, but I'll go for bioluminescent.

Vulcan or Borg?

Borg.

Humanoid or Mechanoid?

Humanoid

Xenomorph or Predator?

Xenomorph

Orange juice or apple juice for breakfast?

I enjoy the taste of apple juice more but orange juice has that sting in it that makes you wake up more and activates the tongue and your mind. :P Orange Juice!

Laurel or Hardy? (don't know who they are?)

hardy......dont even know them :P

piercings or plugs?

Piercings (can't I say NEITHER? D: )

Bare feet or shoes?

shoes but on Pandora bare foot like every Na'vi do

M16 or AK47?