Quaritch is Rolling....
 

It's time for the long-awaited thread about Quaritch, and that is a FACT!
Post your Quaritch facts and he'll get all emotional, might just give you a big, wet kiss.
Say to yourself, 'I could do that' in the sure-fire way he does and one day, you could be just as confident and highly skilled as he is.

1. Quaritch can obtain unobtanium

2. Quaritch got his scars from strangling Chuck Norris.

3. Quaritch has two arrows through the chest :D

4. Quaritch will never tell you he has his own Ducky

5. Quaritch is also known as Ranger Rick

6. MC Hammer learned the hard way that Quaritch can touch this

7. Quaritch can breathe Pandora air

8. Quaritch didn't get hit by arrows, the arrows got hit by Quaritch.

9. No one knows currently where Quartich is

10. When Quartich jumps into a pool, the water jumps out

11) Quaritch uses pepperspray to spice up his steak and CS40 as deoderant.

12) Quaritch never gets lost in the woods

13) They once made a Quaritch toilet paper but it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone

14. Quaritch doesn't roll down a hill, the hill rolls up Quaritch.

15. The Hallelujah mountains float because they want to get away from Quaritch.

Quaritch wants them to get away from him.

Fixed :)

16. Quaritch thinks thats a potent mix

17. Potent mixes give Quaritch the goosebumps.

Goosebumps get Quaritches when there's a potent mix

A potent mix with Quartich involving a marine and an Avatar gives him goosebumps. He should go practice with his AMP suit

20. Quaritch wishes he had ten more like you.

21. Quaritch thinks that is one big damn tree

22. Quaritch is always home for dinner.

nice :D

23. Quaritch uses flamethrowers to make grilled Thanator rips

24. Quaritch CAN have his cake and eat it too.

25. Quaritch's cake isn't a lie

26. First rounds usually on Quartich

Nothing's over while Quaritch is breathing (Sorry if repost)