The Wish Game.
 

Rules: Make a wish. Answer the previous poster's wish, but with a condition that ruins it, then make your own wish.
E.g.
Poster 1: I wish I was on Pandora
Poster 2: Granted, but you're a human and don't have an exopack. I wish for x

I wish I had done this sooner.

Granted, but your attempt to fails.

I wish I could meet Zoe Saldana!

Granted, but I meet Neytiri instead.

I wish I could meet Neytiri.

Granted, but we have already mated for life :P

I wish I could get an awesome job this summer!

Granted. It's awesome, but pays really badly.

I wish I could change human nature.

Granted, but it only lasts for one day

I wish I could travel into space.

Granted, but you still can't go fast enough to get anywhere in your lifetime.

I wish humans has perfected faster than light travel.

Granted, but I get to go and you have to stay at the command base :P

I wish I was a Jedi! haha

Granted, but you don't have a functional lightsaber :)

I wish I had the script to Avatar 2.

Granted, but I get the full resolution post production video file.

I wish Avatar 2 was released tomorrow.

Granted, but its sold out and you cant see it!

I wish I could be IN avatar 2!

Granted, you're a marine who dies within 10 seconds of the first battle.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but its a tiny little stub of a tail :D

I wish I had an Ikran

Granted, but you can't make tsahaylu as you have no queue.

I wish I had liquid nitrogen cooling on my PC.