Granted, but you have a 50 page dissertation to write.

I wish I could ride a Great Leonopteryx.

Granted, but you fall off when he takes off.

I wish I had a tail :(

Granted, but now you can't walk for a week because you just had surgery.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it only goes backwards.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted but then you are unable to think properly.

I wish hours lasted longer.

Granted, but there are less of them in the day.

I wish I had a time machine that could go backwards and forwards.

Granted, but now there's semi-frozen mush all over the place.

I wish it would snow here.

Granted, but it snows 12 metres in one day and you can't get out of your house and your internet connection goes down.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but it's warm and flat.

I wish my ISP didn't completely suck.

Granted, but it still sucks 98% of the time.

I wish I had a queue.

Granted. Ninat let you borrow hers for a while. :xD:

I wish I could move out.

You move out and live in a nice semi detached house next door to someone who plays death metal at full volume on giant speakers all night every night until 6AM in the morning.

I wish I could actually wake up at a reasonable time on a morning!

Granted, but you turn off the alarm and fall back asleep every day.

Death metal all night... sounds like cool neighbors. :P

I wish that the world wasn't so addicted to oil.

Granted... good think the oil resources aren't far for being consumed and they will "refresh" in the next few bilion years. :D

I wish the future was different. :)