Granted, but you are split into Good HNM and Evil HNM. :P

I wish I found my Neytiri.

Granted, you find your Neytiri but your parents aren't fond of her and won't let you be with her.

I wish my right ear wasn't blocked right now.. >.<

Granted, your left is instead.

I wish I could think of something to put here.

Granted, but it is something completely worthless.

I wish someone could lend me their hand. :P

Granted but then you have to give it back. :P

I wish we could see and be pals with dinosaurs in real life.

Granted, but it would then be revealed that they are robots! :stare:

I wish there would be a perfect world.

Granted but then it is inside another world. ;)

I wish it were morning.

Granted, but you've gone to sleep now.

I wish I could code better.

Granted but then you forget how to tell the time.

I wish that we knew how to time travel.

Granted... But humans abuse the ability and screw up time badly.

I wish ALL humans knew how to clone resources, so we'd never run out of coal and stuff...

Granted, but someone forgot to turn off the cloning machine so it continued to clone and clone till the whole world was covered in coal! O__O

I wish (some) people would have a better sense of humor.

Granted, you now have the worst one on Earth.

I wish Earth had more trees.

Granted, but they are all extremely poisonous and a lot of people die. People blame it all on you so you have to continue to flee for your whole life from the horde of people destined to capture you (supposedly to do horrible things to you)!

I wish there wouldn't be so many hard solutions in life.

Granted, life is boring.

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, but all surfaces turn out to be portal proof.

I wish I had some repulsion gel.