Granted but they only liked the movie for superficial purposes and know nothing of the avatar universe.

I wish I could run into someone on this forum at random.

GRANTED:
OUCH! someone randomly ran into me!
But as desirable as I am, I am already mated for life!
I wish I could afford to be in Seatle in July

Granted, but you can't afford a return flight afterwards.

I wish it was July already.

Granted, it's July 30th.

I wish I could be at the meetup.

Granted, but nobody else is.

I wish there was a meetup in London.

Granted, but you accidentally give everyone the address for the building across the street.

I wish that school started an hour later. (the bus comes at 6am :shoop:)

Granted, but it finishes 2 hours later.

I wish I got everything for free.

Granted but the world has been devastated by nuclear war and the only thing left is dust.

I wish I could get Verizon's FiOS internet where I live.

Granted, but the day after service starts Verizon will impose a 10gb monthly cap.

I wish I could drop everything and go travel the world.

Granted, but seeing as you dropped everything, you have absolutely nothing left.

I wish I could teleport places.

Granted. You accidentally teleport into space and become unconscious before you can teleport yourself back.

I wish I had some chinese food right now. (/me is hungry. :D)

Granted, but due to a msg overdose you now feel like crap for a couple hours.

I wish I didn't have insomnia sometimes.

Granted, you now have insomnia permanently instead.

I wish I needed less sleep.

Granted. You need no sleep. You are now insanely bored at 4am.

I wish I could stay wide awake during physics class. "Torque, equations and circular motion.... You are getting sleepy... very sleepy..." :P

Granted, but your understanding of the content is severely diminished.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow at 9 am without feeling like crap.