granted but after getting up you decide to go back to sleep

i wish my gastritis goes away by the time ive taken all my meds

Ha, that really did happen :xD: :facepalm:

Granted, but you're left with a mean case of dandruff.

I wish there could be at least one day this week that my dad doesn't need me for errands.

Granted, but you spend it sleeping instead.

I wish I could use the internet while asleep.

Granted, your posts look like closed-captioned zombie moans.

I wish that small things would stop leeching my monies away. :shoop:

Granted, they now want to talk to you about all the boring things.

I wish I could survive on only 2 hours sleep.

Granted, though now you can't digest milk.

I wish I could go home right now instead of doing work experiance all day.

Granted, but you have to work from home.

I wish I could find a better job.

Granted, but it's in North Korea.

I wish Avatar The Game was better.

Granted, but you lost your copy.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted, but now you're half awake all the time.

I wish I had a cat to boost my reddit karma.

Granted, but now the cat is eating all your food.

I wish that I could go on holidays.

Granted, but you now can't afford an internet connection.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but due to a fly entering your teleporter, a freak accident occured and you now have fly DNA.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, you've been expelled.

I wish I had a Network+ cert.

Granted, but now Net+ is only valid for 3 years. (True Story)

I wish that certification wasn't so expensive.