Granted, but it is a big, gay pile of men.

I wish I was a pimp.

granted, but then you get whacked by the competing pimps via drive by ;)

I wish that Saints Row 3 would come out..........

(Dude! Me too. :D)

Granted, but they make it so you have to obey all the laws like in real life, so you can't have any fun.

I wish I had lots of mini pizzas mmmm.

lol granted, but they're stale :P

I wish I had less homework...............

Granted, but you're not allowed to leave the room.

I wish I could go and see Club Autonomic play live...

Granted, but the power goes out.

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.

granted, but it boxes you :P

I wish I had a pogo stick.................

Granted but then when it comes, you don't know what to do with it :P

I wish that I could play my FIFA 2003 gamecube game right now..

Granted, but there's no one to play with you.

I wish my house smelled like freshly baked cinnamon buns.

granted, but then you smell like burnt burritos :D

I wish that the weather would be well this Sunday........

Granted but then an earthquake suddenly splits the ground open :)

I wish that I had my own laptop..

granted, but then it gets a virus causing it to re-boot every 30 minutes with a pixelated smiley face across the screen :)

I wish Pa'li had her own laptop lol...................

Granted but then you can't get a internet connection on yours :P

I wish that sunday would be a good day..

hehe lol :P

granted, but then Saturday isn't free :( lol

I wish that the weather forecast wasn't mean..........

Granted but then for a week we have no weather at all..only black skies..:S

I wish that I had some fish and chips to eat and share around right now..