granted, but it will be in ur next post

I wish saturday was closer....

Granted, but then it is 5 days till next Saturday instead of 3 ^_^

I wish I could prevent all the violence in the world.

Granted, but all the animals starve since carnivores can't kill anything anymore.

I wish there was a x64 version of my CAD app so it wouldn't run out of RAM.

Granted, but your CPU is only 32-bit.

I wish I had 32GB of RAM.

Granted, but then it beefs up your power bills before it malfunctions

I wish I could walk without pain today

Granted, but you soon realise that you have HIV.

I wish that this wish of mine will be granted without any disadvantages xP

Granted, but you didn't actually gain anything.

I wish I had some Neytirijuice.

granted, but it's poisoned

I wish that my laptop battery would last more than 1 hour and 41 minutes......

Granted, it now lasts 1 hour and 42 minutes.

I wish that I would get the Avatar DVD the 22th and not the 28th >.<

granted, but it doesn't work

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.....

Granted, but you now have a aching throat.

I wish that there would be more people online posting >.<

granted, but they leave FOREVER!!!!

I wish that I could think of something to wish for..........

Granted, but It will be your last wish....EVER!

I wish that no one will grant this wish of mine. >:P

granted, but now someone has granted it :P

I wish that I could wish for a hundred more wishes.......

Granted, but they would all be wishes of something bad happening you.

I wish someone can translate what Som means. (It's Na'vi and I allready know what It
means ;P)

Eh, hmm Granted: but it gets lost again in translation

I wish Hoscba didn't have a sore/aching throat :(

Granted, now you have Intead xP

(Btw, Som mean Hot... :P)

I wish I could make myself and everyone in the world happy x)

Granted but now the astronauts are crying in their space station

I wish this day would last longer

Granted, but tomorrow will last shorter.

I wish we all were Na'vi x)
(Here we go again...)

Granted but then the tawtute steal our weapons

I wish I had a portable laptop battery recharger for more outings

granted, but it'll break due to overuse :P

I wish I had a binary watch.....

Granted..but it replaces time itself

I wish I could stay on here longer

granted, but you have a shorter period of time next time

I wish I could ride a skateboard...

Granted but now you cant ride a bike anymore

I wish my cat would stop walking into the bathroom

granted, but now it walks all over ur hammock :D

I wish I had a billion games :P.......

Granted but then Hopper eats them all in her old age ;)

I wish Beyda'amo was here with us.We need someone to laugh at..

Granted, but we would all be laughing at you intead.
I wish there was more time in the world.

Granted but the world starts shrinking

I wish I knew how to fly.

granted, but you have broken wings

I wish I had my own Ikran.....:P

Granted, but he would be too old to fly.

I wish I had my own tame and strong Toruk :D

Granted, but the reason it's so tame and strong is because it can't fly.

I wish I were in Italy right now.

Granted, but I'm on Pandora instead.

I wish I was on Pandora :P

Granted, but you would only be able to be in Hells Gate.

I wish Earth could turn into Pandora and all the worlds people could live happily ever after as the Na'vis do :)

Granted, but Neytiri mates for life with me :P

I wish I had a queue.

Granted, but you would get an overcharge and dies if you try to mate with Neytiri xD

I wish I had a tail that could turn into a... SHOTGUN... (Totally random... -_-)

granted, but it's out of shells :D

I wish I had more space on my ipod......

Granted, but you shoot yourself with it when you're asleep.
edit: Granted, but then you lose it.

I wish I had pointed ears I could move.

granted, but you get an ear infection :P

I wish I had a binary wrist watch.......

Granted, but you forget how to read binary.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted but now you can't read anything other than guitar tabs

I wish I had a hammer