Granted, but you're forced to play a 24-string guitar.

I wish my piano was fixed.

Granted, but I had a meeting with him yesterday and gave his suit to me. Mwhaha

I wish I was Agent Smith.

Granted, but you go higher and higher until you get vaporized by the sun.

I wish Aliens would attack Earth.

Granted, but a group of Na'Vis are stalking you and they will hunt you down.

I wish I was born in the woods, so I could be closer to nature than ever.

I saw it 6 times...

Granted, but after you buy it you do the wrong excercise on it and it breaks.

I wish this week will not rain or snow or any other phenomenas will occur.

Granted, but you jump so high you go into orbit :rotfl:

I wish I had some money to mod my car now!

granted, but you are born like benjamin button :rotfl:

I wish I didnt have to go buy new tires!

Granted, but it breaks down within 30 min of use LOL

I wish I could go on vacation!

Granted but you are only loved as a friend :(

I wish I could be with Zoe!!!

Granted, but me and Neytiri have already mated for life :P

I wish I had an Ikran!

Granted, but it has crippled wings :(

I wish I had my Avatar Poster!! When will it arrive!

Granted, but they messed up your order and its Avatar the air bender :P

I wish I had a time machine!

Granted, but you randomly start singing "Oh I just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King ^_^

I wish I had someone to do my homework!

Granted but they do it wrong and you fail.

I wish I had a plane!

Granted, but it's a Tesco's own and it breaks all the time

I wish people would stop making fun of my hair :(

Granted, but it has a hole and cant float!

I wish I had a monkey! :D

Granted, but it is the Titanic

Edit: Granted, but the monkey turns out to be you!

I wish I knew what else to ask!

Granted, but you have the memory of a goldfish and keep forgetting :P

I wish I could go up in the air with the Blue Angels!

(Aww that's cute) Granted, with no repercussions because I like that one

I wish there were more nice people in the world :)

Granted, I wish this to so i break the rules :D

I wish my puppy would stop spazzing out!

Granted, but it just took a dump on the carpet :)

I wish i had a puppy :(

granted, but it takes a dump on your carpet LOOOOOL!!!

I wish I had more detailing supplies!

Granted, but I dont know what you mean so you get the wrong thing

I wish I knew moar stuff!

detailing stuff like things to work on the paint of cars (its my side business haha)

I wish I could go to Hawaii

Granted, but when you're there, you get sick.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

granted, but when you install it other things break

I wish it would stay this temp and not go into the 100's!

Granted, but it ain't like that lol. (sorry, just woke up...)

I wish I have my project finished before next Sunday.

Granted, but it ain't like that lol. (sorry, just woke up...)

I wish I have my project finished before next Sunday.

Oops... sorry for this post. Bandwidth stinks. Someone delete it.