Granted a Golden bar pops into existance inside ur body(more specifically your skull) killing u instantly.

I wish i was Born 300 years in the future in a universe which hasnt been destroyed by war already.

Granted, but it's too slow to get anywhere in.

I wish I was a Na'vi.

Granted, but you can't be House :P

I wish I had a queue.

Granted, but it's plastic from Toys R Us

I wish I had Bioluminescent pigments on my skin :p

Granted, but they're poisonous.

I wish Earth had more bioluminescent plants.

Granted, but they're all in my garden and you can't have one!

I wish I had a cool title...Oh wait (100 Posts) Win!

Granted, I'm now going to set your title to skxawng :P

I wish I was rich.

Omg Please do that!

Granted, you it turns out to be a million gold chocolate coins

I wish I had a million chocolate gold coins :p

Granted, but you kept them in a warm place and they melted.

I wish I had more sweets in the refridgerator.

Already did... I have two missing teeth :(

Granted, but the blade of the dozer cuts it and you die.

I wish I had no accidents during my life...

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish there were no politicians in the world.

Granted, but now there's anarchy and as a result you die.

I wish I had a pet Thanator.

Granted, but it ate you

I wish I had a pet Hexepede :p

Granted, but it gets eaten by my pet Toruk for a snack.

I wish I had a pet Toruk.

Granted, but it eats you :P

I wish I could meet a Na'vi!

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish a female Na'vi who is not Ninat was in love with me.

(lots of eating going on...omnomonomnom).

Granted, but it's Neytiri and you have to fight Jake.

I wish I knew what was in Avatar 2.

Granted, but what's in it makes you really depressed.

I wish Avatar was out on DVD/bluray already.

Granted, but it only cures ur migraine for 10 mins

I wish i had a loaf of fresh bread.

Granted, but someone's eaten all the bread from the inside of it (surely I'm not the only person who used to to that :P )

I wish I was able to sleep tonight.

granted, but then you sleep the day away.

I wish I didnt have to drive 3 hours tomorrow!

granted but you have a bad dream where Neytiri ties u down then leaves u to get eaten by a thanator. you spend the rest of ur night awake with the lights on hiding under the covers.

I wish The Game: Avatar didnt have such clunky controls.

Granted, but you don't have anything to put them on.

I wish I was a Na'vi in Avatar 2.

granted, but everything you've done was director's cutted ( that would still be awesome )
I wish i knew to speak Na'vi better

Granted, but you forget English.

I wish I had a tail.

granted, but its actually a malformation of your spine and it was no articulation
i wish i knew how to import pictures from my comp for sig
( alp on that one )

granted, but your sig is full of fail :P

I wish I had carbon bones like Na'vi!

Granted but your skin isnt big enough to have the navi bones so it hurt a lot everytime you move
I wish i hope i could decide when i start my shift at work

granted but there are not enough shells in the sea :P

i wish i had no money worries

granted, but u would lose your hair :D

i wish i had a wish