Granted, they are now nagging you about other things instead.

I wish I didn't need to buy food.

Granted; you're a forum thread killer instead.

I wish it wasn't 5am.

Granted (though not sure what you meant by "broken"), but massive netsplits occur every five minutes.

I wish I had a modern phone that took a sim card.

Granted, but it doesn't make calls.

I wish I could think of something to put here.

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I had an ISV.

Granted, but now you are unable to communicate with any life form.

I wish that I could be fluent in a wide variety of languages.

Granted, but you forget them all in day 1

I wish I could go with Neytiri to Pandora.

Granted, but you don't get an exopack so you have to stay indoors and watch her through the window.

I wish I had unlimited knowledge on any technical subject.

Granted, but you have it only of 1 hour

Oh, but Neytiri would come into my shelture, right?

I wish I was a bf-109 fighter pilot on Pandora fighting against the RDA (from my dreams)