Picture War!
 

Can't believe we don't have one.

Simple rules: reply to this picture with something that defeats it. Try to keep pictures semi-related to what preceded. Use ImageShack or something to host images (don't steal bandwidth by hot-linking other sites). If you pick something obscure, include a short (but witty) explanation of why this item defeats the previous.

Rule Addendum: Neytiri, Jake and Chuck Norris may only be used in alternating images (i.e. they cannot defeat themselves).

Begin!
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2...arquaritch.jpg
(Sorry CMQ, had to start with something...)

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/48/cancrusher.jpg
Imagine that it's about 3x larger, but yeah...

Old Gregg (the green one): Mighty boosh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/...ne_396x222.jpg

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2...arquaritch.jpg

Quaritch may have been killed by an arrow, but he is coming back through DNA, so technically he defeated the arrows.

G-Man Half life 2:

http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w.../7/78/Gman.jpg

Garrys Mod Destroyed GMan
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/24333.gif

Banned for lack of picture!

Oh wait, wrong thread :P

made this a while ago. been waiting for a spam moment just to throw this out.

anyways, Neytiri + wafffles ∞ > HL2

/that is all. i win.

the game.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...ndswaffles.jpg

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3...tor214x300.png
Om nom nom, your waffles are gone.

Stab, stab, stab, your Thanator is gone.
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s..._2007/fav1.jpg

Well played sir! :)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6...1120233208.jpg
Times 101.

http://www.comicbook.com/blog/wp-con...otchicken.jpeg

cyborg chicken

http://www.kaijuhq.org/cloverfieldmon02.jpg

Cloverfield monster

Well then...

How about the Utahraptor in this:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...er_concept.JPG

Ah I like, I like: POP warrior within-prince

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009...ithin-1a_1.jpg

His grin looks cheezy..hmmm aha

Slayer-the suffering (random artwork)
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs15/i/20...crophadian.jpg

Pretty cool..hmm how about this
Crusader: Clive Barker's Jericho

http://www.codemasters.co.uk/images/...Frame_1305.jpg

Oh wow he looks great :)

More from Jericho: these child (maltheus) crusaders freaked the hell out of me:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...X/jericho3.jpg

Hmm
Parasite Queen: Metroid Prime

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...site_queen.png

*gasps* I remember those guys..Hmmm
Bet you know who those guys are :)

http://i.blogs.indiewire.com/images/...-dead-trio.jpg

Can't beat this:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5...irihissing.jpg

lol hmmm can't think of something now........ SHOOP DA WOOP SAVES ME!!

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs44/300W...epaintrain.jpg

Ah the black death..looks like someone else likes history..
How about the first crusade: fall of jerusalem 1099

http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/imag...9jerusalem.jpg

http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/DarkAngels.jpg

I win!

Fuzzles: Oddworld Stranger's wrath

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...32/Fuzzles.jpg