Cyber-tsahaylu - Tree of Souls

Eltu · #1 04-27-2010, 06:14 AM

Yes, I am reposting this old... uhm... "favorite" from the ol' golden days of AF

Starring me as Ninat, Cyan as CMQ, and the others as... the others.

Yes, as always this is HUGE, and takes a while to read, but the people's reactions in the IRC channel... worth it.

For those who have not heard of it before...it is just what it sounds like.

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(8:10:33 PM) The topic for #avtrforums is: Important Forum Rule Changes, Please read: Forum-Wide Rules | IRC RULES: WyldRyde IRC Network - Terms of Service Get familiar with them. Thx. | TRIVIA? Type !trivia | Quartich? !quaritch
(8:10:33 PM) Eywa: Oel ngati kameie, I see you Ninat
(8:10:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: NINAAAAAAAAT
(8:10:44 PM) Nektukan: CMQ look, ninat is back
(8:10:52 PM) ***Nektukan grabs popcorn
(8:10:53 PM) Jamza: Kaltxi frapo!
(8:11:08 PM) Niasar: Heyo
(8:11:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have your queue
(8:11:23 PM) Ninat: Oel ngati Kameie my beloved! I never expected to see you here again, not since.... ehm... the last time...
(8:11:44 PM) Nektukan: Colonel is alive Ninat, even after you gave him tsaherpes
(8:11:51 PM) HumanNoMore: meh, she has tsaherpes
(8:11:52 PM) feystorm: oh ****, here we go again...
(8:11:55 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: on earth we say i love you, i love you ninat
(8:12:01 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:12:10 PM) Kame: Oh jesus christ, Ninat, CMQ... Here we go again...
(8:12:12 PM) Ninat: Hey am I the ONLY one with tsaherpes around? It's simply not fair!
(8:12:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i have it tooo
(8:12:28 PM) Kame: GO GET A ROOM!
(8:12:29 PM) HumanNoMore: nobody else wants it
(8:12:31 PM) speed-is-sleeping-with-neytiri: Peyral has it
(8:12:31 PM) Nektukan: its tsaherpes all around
(8:12:48 PM) Ninat: Kame: why a room where there's a whole forest?
(8:12:50 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: wanna get a room for ourselves?
(8:12:59 PM) Ninat: I know a nice tree...
(8:13:00 PM) feystorm: find a tree, far far away
(8:13:00 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: or a canopy under some leaves
(8:13:06 PM) BioluminescenceAFK: lol
(8:13:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: lol woooops
(8:13:39 PM) Niasar: I quite dget the tsaherpes joke... Could someone explain? (From a newguy o.o)
(8:13:46 PM) Niasar: I don't quite even*
(8:13:48 PM) HumanNoMore: you know... tsahaylu
(8:13:49 PM) feystorm: Niasar: dont ask
(8:13:52 PM) HumanNoMore: tsaherpes
(8:13:58 PM) Nektukan: dont even ask , you will regret it
(8:14:00 PM) HumanNoMore: like a Na'vi STD
(8:14:00 PM) Nektukan: ^^
(8:14:37 PM) Ninat: Why does my back itch?
(8:14:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat you make me feel vulnerable for the first time in my life
(8:14:56 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i welcome it
(8:15:30 PM) Ninat: Colonel, you should not feel all to vulnerable... after all, you have many enemies
(8:15:36 PM) Ninat: Like... N..neytiri..
(8:15:50 PM) ***feystorm is tempted to /ignore those 2
(8:16:09 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, shall we erm, fins a place to consumate our love?
(8:16:28 PM) Ninat: Well, Tree of Souls is way too public
(8:17:02 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: how about a nice quiet tree out in the forrest?
(8:17:11 PM) Ninat: Hometree? It's quiet... nowadays
(8:17:38 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: would you like to
(8:17:56 PM) Ninat: Of course I want to!
(8:19:12 PM) zapu: lol Ninat : D
(8:19:18 PM) HumanNoMore: she likes one with tsaherpes
(8:19:39 PM) Ninat: Aww don't put down too much time... I like anyone who does not throw stuff at me...
(8:19:45 PM) Ninat: Most people do : (
(8:20:06 PM) Xynth: Say what now? NINAT??
(8:20:13 PM) Xynth: TSAHERPES ALERT! TSAHERPES ALERT!
(8:20:21 PM) Xynth: No need to panic, move slowly towards the exits!
(8:20:36 PM) ***Ninat is getting closer to the Colonel, grabbing her queue behind her back
(8:20:41 PM) Xynth: HOLY ****
(8:20:43 PM) Xynth: PANIC! PANIC!
(8:20:46 PM) Xynth: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(8:20:50 PM) ***HumanNoMore edges to the emergency exit
(8:20:55 PM) Thorinair-PC: omg
(8:20:56 PM) Xynth: Holy moly.. what the heck?
(8:20:59 PM) Nektukan: hehehe
(8:21:06 PM) Xynth: What have you done with CMQ?
(8:21:13 PM) Xynth: WHERE'S THE REAL CMQ?
(8:21:16 PM) Ninat: He loves me, unlike SOME...
(8:21:27 PM) Xynth: Dude! You have TSAHERPES!
(8:21:29 PM) ***Skypeople busts through the door and rips off Eltu's Ninat wig.
(8:21:32 PM) Thorinair-PC: what I just read is VERY disturbing
(8:21:32 PM) Skypeople: YOU'RE A PHONY
(8:21:36 PM) Nektukan: hsha sky
(8:21:38 PM) Nektukan: haha*
(8:21:40 PM) Xynth: Yeah, ---> DUDE <---
(8:21:46 PM) Ninat: And yes Colonel, I'd love that
(8:21:56 PM) Skypeople: A GREAT BIG PHONY
(8:21:58 PM) Xynth: Must... vomit...
(8:22:18 PM) Ninat: AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION - I have to wear a wig because my real hair has fallen off because of... yeah you know--
(8:22:24 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I love you ninat, you are better than these people,
(8:22:25 PM) Nektukan: rofl
(8:22:36 PM) Thorinair-PC: Oo
(8:22:55 PM) Xynth: OH MY GOD
(8:22:57 PM) Xynth: OH MY... GOD
(8:23:02 PM) Xynth: EYWA WHY?
(8:23:06 PM) Xynth: Oh right he shot down hometree
(8:23:10 PM) Xynth: Go ahead...
(8:23:11 PM) Nektukan: they are mated before eywa
(8:23:19 PM) Xynth: WTH
(8:23:25 PM) Xynth: NINAT GAVE EYWA TSAHERPES?
(8:23:27 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: MASKS ON
(8:23:33 PM) Xynth: HAHHAAHAHAHA
(8:23:33 PM) Nektukan: hahaha
(8:23:36 PM) Nektukan: hahahha
(8:23:37 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:23:39 PM) Xynth: LOL
(8:23:40 PM) Nektukan: masks on...
(8:23:46 PM) zapu: : D
(8:24:10 PM) Xynth: Masks on to protect yourself against the air, or to protect us others against Ninats tsaherpes?
(8:24:20 PM) zapu: both
(8:24:22 PM) Ninat: Now that was just CRUEL.
(8:24:38 PM) Thorinair-PC: ...
(8:25:03 PM) zapu: thats cool
(8:25:09 PM) Jamza: i chose the wrong time to start paying attention

(8:25:13 PM) Kame: Your signature cannot be longer than 1000 characters including BB code markup.
(8:25:13 PM) ***Ninat slowly takes off her.. um... necklace
(8:25:14 PM) Kame: NOES!'
(8:25:47 PM) ***Nektukan covers his eyes
(8:26:04 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch they embrace
(8:26:09 PM) ***HumanNoMore runs
(8:26:20 PM)***Jamza recoils in horror
(8:26:20 PM) HumanNoMore: ESCAPE THE CLOUD OF TSAHERPES
(8:26:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I embrace before both of you, you know its kind of sexy someones watching us
(8:27:02 PM) Ninat: As long as it's not Neytiri..
(8:27:14 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: no no eywa
(8:27:16 PM) Xynth: Did someone say Neytiri?
(8:27:19 PM) M_A_X: :O Avatar porn in the channel.. there's a first time for everything hehe
(8:27:40 PM) HumanNoMore: M_A_X, perhaps... but this isn't the first
(8:27:49 PM) M_A_X: It's not ?
(8:27:50 PM) Nektukan: common guys
(8:27:51 PM) HumanNoMore: I speak from experience : P
(8:27:53 PM) Nektukan: let em role play
(8:27:54 PM) M_A_X: Damn i missed something
(8:28:04 PM) ***Ninat can feel Eywa as they experience the ultimate intimacy
(8:28:06 PM) M_A_X: Haha
(8:28:10 PM) HumanNoMore: lol
(8:28:13 PM) Jamza: lol
(8:28:30 PM) ***Xynth can feel the pain Eywa is put through right now.
(8:29:01 PM) ***Ninat is secretly connecting her queue to a nearby tree, while still embracing the colonel
(8:29:02 PM) HumanNoMore: lol CMQ
(8:29:10 PM) HumanNoMore: banned for tsaherpes
(8:29:11 PM) Nektukan: OH NO
(8:29:19 PM) M_A_X: This is hot stuff
(8:29:19 PM) HumanNoMore: : D
(8:29:22 PM) Nektukan: NINAT
(8:29:25 PM) Nektukan: dont connect to the tree!
(8:29:27 PM) Nektukan: dont!
(8:29:30 PM) Nektukan: or we will all see
(8:29:30 PM) Ninat: Oops. Too late.
(8:29:34 PM) Nektukan: NOoooooooooooo
(8:29:35 PM) ***HumanNoMore shoots Ninat
(8:29:43 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch is spent
(8:29:45 PM) M_A_X: I feel sorry for the tree..
(8:29:48 PM) zapu: lol at /quit joke
(8:29:56 PM) zapu: even more cruel than #0,0
(8:30:03 PM) Xynth: Don't bother, Ninat is a fkin zombie
(8:30:15 PM) Nektukan: tsaherpes made her invincible
(8:30:21 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
(8:30:21 PM) Xynth: mhm

Eltu · #2 04-27-2010, 06:15 AM

Part 2:

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(8:30:38 PM) The topic for #avtrforums is: Important Forum Rule Changes, Please read: Forum-Wide Rules | IRC RULES: WyldRyde IRC Network - Terms of Service Get familiar with them. Thx. | TRIVIA? Type !trivia | Quartich? !quaritch
(8:30:38 PM) Eywa: Oel ngati kameie, I see you Eltu
(8:30:41 PM) Eltu: Hi guys
(8:30:44 PM) Eltu: Did I miss anything?
(8:30:52 PM) zapu: nope Eltu
(8:30:55 PM) Eltu: Ok
(8:30:56 PM) Jamza: lol CMQ
(8:31:05 PM) Eltu: Just wanted to be sure..
(8:31:12 PM) zapu: nothing at all
(8:31:27 PM) zapu: but that's nothing
(8:33:46 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: oh dear i regret that for sure
(8:34:56 PM) Skypeople: CMQ wtf
(8:34:57 PM) Skypeople: Gross dude
(8:34:58 PM) Skypeople: lol
(8:35:04 PM) HumanNoMore: it contains tsaherpes.
(8:35:39 PM) Eltu: Guys
(8:35:47 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat i love you
(8:35:52 PM) Eltu: I think we just invented cyber-tsahaylu
(8:35:58 PM) Kame: OMG
(8:36:03 PM) Nektukan: lol
(8:36:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat you have a troubled past
(8:37:45 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Eltu, do you still love me?
(8:38:48 PM) Eltu: *silence*
(8:38:53 PM) Eltu: *silence*
(8:38:58 PM) Xynth: *silence*
(8:39:02 PM) Walas00|Highlight: ^
(8:39:07 PM) HumanNoMore: lol
(8:39:16 PM) Xynth: AWW COME ON
(8:39:17 PM) Xynth: XD
(8:39:28 PM) Nektukan: if this is gona turn into what i think it is
(8:39:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: YOU *****, allright manning all pods, engage dragon, scopians come in hot, light her up, quaritch is back baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(8:40:06 PM) Nektukan: light her up!
(8:40:09 PM) Nektukan: kaboom
(8:40:11 PM) Eltu: This is just WAY too awesome
(8:40:49 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: YOU SAVAGE, nothings over between us while im breathing
(8:41:33 PM) Nektukan: Eltu I think CMQ has his rangerRick gun pointed at you
(8:41:40 PM) Nektukan: the one with big scope
(8:41:41 PM) Eltu: Yes, I am afraid of that
(8:42:36 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: yes thats right, you betrayed my love,
(8:44:12 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Looks like Eltu is crying in the rubble of hometre, muahahaha
(8:44:25 PM) Eltu: I think I just got a nemesis.
(8:44:29 PM) Nektukan: rofl
(8:44:44 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im going to be on you like a thanator on an amp suit
(8:44:49 PM) HumanNoMore: I don't really consider ?50 cheap
(8:45:27 PM) Kame: WTF?
(8:45:29 PM) Eltu: ROFL
(8:45:36 PM) Nektukan: epic
(8:45:51 PM) Eltu: Why can't all evenings on IRC be this much WIN?
(8:45:52 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Elty why, what happened?
(8:46:10 PM) Eltu: You colonel, I never said I did not love you

(8:46:31 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: yes but you didnt answer my calls after our mating session
(8:46:50 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: i presumed the worst
(8:46:55 PM) Eltu: Oh COME ON, tsahaylu with a tree is tiresome, everyone needs rest...
(8:47:31 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: ELtu with me, rest is not an option, nothing is over while im breathing
(8:47:36 PM) Nektukan: how to phone Ninat in Pandora? Tsaheylu with a tree and press 555-Tsaherpes
(8:47:42 PM) Xynth: lol^
(8:50:14 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Eltu, will i ever see you again?
(8:50:20 PM) Eltu: Perhaps.
(8:50:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: when?
(8:50:38 PM) Eltu: Wow you really change your mind fast eh?
(8:50:44 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: CMQ, you're either the most weirdest person I've ever met... Or you're a damn good actor.
(8:50:50 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: >.<
(8:50:50 PM) Eltu: Haha
(8:52:18 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch Just wants eltu back
(8:53:10 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Phew, I will regret this all later
(8:53:12 PM) Eltu: OO
(8:53:23 PM) Eltu: I must say I a bit scared right now.
(8:53:23 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Yeah, I'll make sure of it.
(8:53:26 PM) Eltu: Gulp.
(8:53:29 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Little do you know I'm filming this.
(8:55:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Guys, seriosuly how do you view me?
(8:55:49 PM) Nektukan: your the best CMQ
(8:56:48 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im leaving the forums as of now, i shall not return to it or thei chat room, goodbye
(8:56:58 PM) Nektukan: what the
(8:57:01 PM) ElBartoME: ?
(8:57:09 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: I now know why you cry but it is something i can never do
(8:57:32 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Goddbye
(8:57:35 PM) Nektukan: CMQ don't!
(8:57:42 PM) Nektukan: THINK ABOUT NINAT
(8:57:47 PM) Nektukan: WHAT WILL SHE DO WITHOUT YOU
(8:57:56 PM) You are now known as Ninat
(8:58:01 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: OMG
(8:58:03 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: NOT AGAIN.
(8:58:09 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan commits suicide.
(8:58:15 PM) Ninat: COME BACK COLONEL!
(8:58:19 PM) ***Nektukan calls the police
(8:58:29 PM) Ninat: You are the only one who can See me for the one I am!
(8:58:30 PM) ***JamesCameron brings up teh camera
(8:58:39 PM) JamesCameron: Aaaaaaan ACTION!
(8:58:43 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Im back
(8:58:51 PM) Kame: lol
(8:58:54 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: HOw was the guilt trip?
(8:58:58 PM) Nektukan: CMQ, what was that, a walk around Pandora?
(8:58:59 PM) Ninat: Aww
(8:59:03 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan runs away with Ninat's queue, shooting two arrows epicly into CMQ's chest.
(8:59:10 PM) Ninat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(8:59:21 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan has missed his heart.
(8:59:22 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Damnit!
(8:59:25 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, may i ask you to dinner
(8:59:25 PM) Ninat: YEEEEEEEEEES!
(8:59:31 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots again, hitting him in the heart.
(8:59:35 PM) HumanNoMore: I wouldn't steal that if I were you
(8:59:40 PM) HumanNoMore: it has tsaherpes
(8:59:41 PM) ***Ninat jumps in front of the arrow
(8:59:45 PM) Ninat: Saving the colonel
(8:59:52 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:00:07 PM) ***ColonelMilesQuaritch melodramatic mourning
(9:01:15 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots sixteen arrows into both their hearts.
(9:01:38 PM) ***Ninat takes the Colonel into her arms. As they are struck by the arrows they rejoin before Eywa
(9:01:44 PM) Nektukan: lol
(9:03:17 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat, i may have done some questionable things, bust as im laying here dying, i have seen through all the bull**** in my life, and the only thing worth all of that is you xxx
(9:03:40 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Ugh....
(9:03:45 PM) PsychoNukeGuy: HAHHAHHA
(9:03:46 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: I'm gonna hurl.
(9:03:46 PM) PsychoNukeGuy: THE HECK
(9:04:22 PM) ColonelMilesQuaritch: Ninat,,,,,,,,,,I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,loved....... ..........youuu...
(9:06:39 PM) IkranTswonya: It's like a Shakespearean tragedy. Everyone dies.
(9:06:46 PM) ElBartoME: Yes, but I don't think a new thread is necessary here.
(9:06:47 PM) Ninat: No, one thing is alive
(9:07:06 PM) Ninat: My TSAHERPES, spreading to all living things through Eywa!
(9:07:08 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan shoots thirty four arrows through Nektukan's heart.
(9:07:22 PM) mikkowilson:

(9:07:27 PM) mikkowilson: you guys are nuts.
(9:07:42 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Good thing I am, 'cos if I wasn't, would this even be possible?
(9:07:44 PM) ***Neytiris_tsmukan walks on water.
(9:07:46 PM) Neytiris_tsmukan: Ey?
(9:08:02 PM) Ninat: It's HARD WATER, duh
(9:08:07 PM) Ninat: Of course you can walk on it