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It's time for the long-awaited thread about Quaritch, and that is a FACT!
Post your Quaritch facts and he'll get all emotional, might just give you a big, wet kiss. Say to yourself, 'I could do that' in the sure-fire way he does and one day, you could be just as confident and highly skilled as he is. 1. Quaritch can obtain unobtanium
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'I have already chosen. But this woman must also choose me' 'She already has' ![]() 'Mawey! Na'viyä, mawey!' |
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2. Quaritch got his scars from strangling Chuck Norris.
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3. Quaritch has two arrows through the chest
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4. Quaritch will never tell you he has his own Ducky
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5. Quaritch is also known as Ranger Rick
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6. MC Hammer learned the hard way that Quaritch can touch this
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'I have already chosen. But this woman must also choose me' 'She already has' ![]() 'Mawey! Na'viyä, mawey!' |
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7. Quaritch can breathe Pandora air
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8. Quaritch didn't get hit by arrows, the arrows got hit by Quaritch.
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9. No one knows currently where Quartich is
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10. When Quartich jumps into a pool, the water jumps out
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11) Quaritch uses pepperspray to spice up his steak and CS40 as deoderant.
12) Quaritch never gets lost in the woods
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![]() 23. Quaritch uses flamethrowers to make grilled Thanator rips |
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13) They once made a Quaritch toilet paper but it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone
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'I have already chosen. But this woman must also choose me' 'She already has' ![]() 'Mawey! Na'viyä, mawey!' |
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14. Quaritch doesn't roll down a hill, the hill rolls up Quaritch.
15. The Hallelujah mountains float because they want to get away from Quaritch.
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