|
|
|
|
#1
08-23-2012, 03:19 AM
|
|||
|
|||
Na'vi "CHKDSK" :)
Here's a joke I thought of:
OK, so the Na'vi have the Tsahaylu thing, and I was inspired by the usb flash drive establishing on the pc thing I saw on here, so what if I could somehow write a script that would establish Tsaheylu in a little more entertaining manner  Copy the following text to a notepad file, and when you save it, save it in quotes like this as the file name on the root folder "/" of your "queue": autorun.cmd Code:
@echo off cls echo. echo Establishing tsahaylu with Eywa... echo. echo. PHY: Resolving NSRA (EYWA://AAAA:ffffffffffffffffffabcd) ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 7000 > nul echo PHY: Tsahaylu established. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 2000 > nul echo PHY: Opening TSWIN0: ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 4000 > nul echo . echo Logical link established via TSWIN0. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 3000 > nul cls echo Eywa's Na'vi File System Check Utility echo. echo The type of the file system is Na'vi File System (NVFS). echo . echo CHKNVFS is verifying files (stage 1 of 5)... ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 100 > nul echo File $AVT:DATA ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul echo File $AVT:BITMAP ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 6000 > nul echo File $AVT:BADBLOCK ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul echo Index "/" ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 2500 > nul echo File /.TORUKMAKO ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 1560 > nul echo File verification completed. echo CHKNVFS is verifying indexes (stage 2 of 5)... ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 6364 > nul echo Index verification completed. echo CHKNVFS is recovering lost files. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 1444 > nul echo CHKNVFS is verifying security descriptors (stage 3 of 5)... ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 4642 > nul echo Security descriptor verification completed. echo CHKNVFS is verifying file data (stage 4 of 5)... ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 500 > nul echo File data verification completed. echo CHKNVFS is verifying free space (stage 5 of 5)... ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 353 > nul echo Free space verification is complete. echo Adding 1 bad block to the Bad block File. echo Correcting errors in the Na'vi's File Table's (AFT) DATA attribute. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 100 > nul echo Correcting errors in the Na'vi'sFile Table's (AFT) BITMAP attribute. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 50 > nul echo Correcting errors in the Volume Bitmap. ping 123.45.67.89 -n 1 -w 40 > nul echo Eywa has made corrections to the file system. echo. echo 1024 EB total storage space. echo 1010 EB in 1000000000000 files. echo 1 EB in 4 indexes. echo 1 EB in bad blocks. echo 1 EB in use for the Na'vi himself. echo 1 EB occupied by the log file. echo 30 EB available on disk. echo echo 1 petabyte in each block. echo 1000000 total blocks on disk. echo 9999994 blocks available on disk. start . Code:
[Autorun] open=autorun.cmd action="Make Tsahaylu" label="Your Name" The source code is right there
Last edited by proudgaruda; 08-23-2012 at 03:21 AM. Reason: Add line to open Explorer Window after "check" 
|
|
#2
08-23-2012, 04:11 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
    Misery Forever.
|
|
#4
08-24-2012, 02:15 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Win.
Maybe I'll port it to .sh when I get time.
__________________
...
|
|
#5
08-26-2012, 03:48 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Great idea!
__________________
Always listening to The Orb: O.O.B.E...  My fanfic "The man who learns only what others know is as ignorant as if he learns nothing. The treasures of knowledge are the most rare, and guarded most harshly." -Chronicle of the First Age "Try to see the forest through her eyes." Réalisant mon espoir, Je me lance vers la gloire. Je ne regrette rien. (Making my hope come true, I hurl myself toward glory. I regret nothing.)
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
