UK people: don't read Brooker's column in the Guardian today

[Isard]

Here is what you do. Acquire smurf stuffed animals, hundreds of them. Then begin subtly watching this guy. Get a good idea of his routine over the week, then you begin leaving the smurfs around for him to find, on his doorstep, his desk if you can, at a restaurant. You might have a little note card with a friendly message from said smurf.