Transsexuality

[Sonoran Na'vi]

Originally Posted by Woodsprite

It's like saying "We're all nudists in disguise".

Oh, we're supposed to be in disguise? *goes to grab some clothes*

[Sothis]

Originally Posted by Sonoran Na'vi

Oh, we're supposed to be in disguise? *goes to grab some clothes*

This made me laugh.

Also, I was overcome with a strange urge to stat out my throwing-pies:

Pie of Throwing

Simple one-handed melee weapon

Cost: 1 gp
Damage: 1d4
Proficient: +2
Range: 5/10
Weight: 3 lb.

Properties:
Heavy thrown (You hurl a thrown weapon from your hand, rather than using it to loose a projectile. A basic attack with a heavy thrown weapon uses your Strength.).

Group:
Pie (Pies are delicious desserts that have a flaky pastry crust and a fruit or cream filling. A pie's messiness makes it fine for delivering tasty blows to dignity.).

And the magic version:

Slapstick Pie of Throwing +1

Lvl 1

Cost: 10 gp
Enhancement: +1 attack rolls and damage rolls
Critical: None
Property: Your attacks with this weapon have an additional bonus to damage rolls equal to your Charisma modifier.
Power (At-will * Pie): Free action. Use this power when you hit with the weapon. You and all creatures within burst 10 become immune to fire damage until the end of your next turn.

I'm not sure what's wrong with me. >.>