Treasure this week well, it will be our last.

[Human No More]

hrhrh, idiot. IIRC, this is (at least) the third time even this particular idiot has claimed it would happen then changed the date afterwards. I'm just surprised this one got so much attention.
Ah well, this just proves that superstition is struggling to have any effect on anyone and is becoming increasingly desperate in the search for attention - which means that it going away soon(ish) is a real possibility

[Marvellous Chester]

Ok so now it's october that the world is going to end? Some people just don't learn huh

[Human No More]

Rapture followers given new date to look incredibly stupid

The evangelical broadcaster who left thousands of his followers crestfallen by his failed ‘rapture’ prediction, has given them a new date on which to look like complete morons by re-scheduling Armageddon for 21st October.

Family Radio President, Harold Camping, said it had ‘dawned’ on him that there were still thousands of people stupid enough to continue to chuck all their worldly possessions his way.

Despite his statement having having all the authenticity of a Milli Vanilli world tour, many have admitted they are desperate enough to try their luck at Camping’s attempt to ensure their passage to the most prestigious venue of all.

hrhrhrhrh

[Aaron]

This guy's nuts. Anyway... *I'm* sticking with the 2012 prediction. Why? Well, because the Kindle eBook version of the King James Bible is 4491 kilobytes. Take 4491 and divide by 2.232107355864811 and what do you get? 2012, of course.

Now, you might be wondering: What in the world is 2.232107355864811? Well, if you add up all the digits, you get 58. Add up *those* digits, and you get 13. Add up *those* digits and you get 4. Get it? 4? As in 4G wireless networking?

Pshhhh...

So I'll be praying for salvation on December 31, and I expect all of you to do the same!

[Tsyal Makto]

Mike Malloy is predicting he's going to die before October rolls around. Wouldn't surprise me.