Hey Guys, Ya Like Energy Drinks?

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In my experience:
-Monster's "Rehab", Blue, Orange, and Purple taste like s*** and give absolutely no buzz.
-Monster Red and Import are delicious, give no buzz.
-Bawls and Monster Green are ok, give no buzz.
-5 Hour Energy gives you "a swift kick in the pants" and then it's gone, it also tastes like s*** but if you can get about 5 it'll keep you awake.
-Coffee tastes good if brewed right and gives a decent amount of energy
-Espresso is amazing but one serving won't give you any energy, 8oz is another story. Expensive.
-Jolt Cola/Cherry sounds good, haven't personally had them but someone told me the Cherry tastes good.
-Red Bull tastes like piss combined with Mountain Dew, which already tastes like piss and a grapefruit. Gives no energy.
-Mountain Dew tastes like s*** but if you can drink like 6 cans you'll be awake for a few more hours
-Mountain Dew Code Red tastes great, provides as little energy as Mountain Dew.
-Foosh Mints are mints, taste like mints, which means you will eat half a tin before you realized you just consumed half the lethal dose of caffeine. Not reommended because of this.

My kidneys probably hate me.