Avatar Programming Jokes.

[Eltu]

Some IRC jokes inspired me to start this thread

Could be any language as long as they are avatar-related

I'll start with one, not extremely funny I'll admit, but still


Language: C family

#include navi.h

void TreeOfSouls()
{
Navi HumanNoMore = new Navi;

Accept(HumanNoMore);
Mate(HumanNoMore, Ninat);
HumanNoMore.matedforlife = true;

foreach(int cell in HumanNoMore.body)
{
Tsahaylu(HumanNoMore, Ninat);
HumanNoMore = HumanNoMore + tsaherpes;
HumanNoMore.body = HumanNoMore.body - cell;
}

SleepDays(30);

HumanNoMore.alive = false;
}

Now try to come up with better ones!