Avatar Programming Jokes. - Tree of Souls

Eltu · #1 04-09-2010, 06:56 PM

Some IRC jokes inspired me to start this thread

Could be any language as long as they are avatar-related

I'll start with one, not extremely funny I'll admit, but still

Language: C family

#include navi.h

void TreeOfSouls()
{
Navi HumanNoMore = new Navi;

Accept(HumanNoMore);
Mate(HumanNoMore, Ninat);
HumanNoMore.matedforlife = true;

foreach(int cell in HumanNoMore.body)
{
Tsahaylu(HumanNoMore, Ninat);
HumanNoMore = HumanNoMore + tsaherpes;
HumanNoMore.body = HumanNoMore.body - cell;
}

SleepDays(30);

HumanNoMore.alive = false;
}

Now try to come up with better ones!

Human No More · #2 04-09-2010, 06:58 PM

Language: C

Code:

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  int n = 1, i, l = 1;
  
  while(l == 1)
  {
    if(n%10 == 0)
    {
      printf("Neytiri: YEAH, YEAH BABY, GET SUM!!!\n");
    }
    printf("HumanNoMore: ");
    for(i = 0; i < n; i=i+1)
    {
      printf("a");
    }
    for(i = 0; i < n; i=i+2)
    {
      printf("h");
    }
    printf(", Neytiri...\n");
    n++;
  }

  return 0;
}

Language: Java

Code:

package Pandora

public class TsahayluWithNinat {
	
    public void tsahaylu(Avatar Eltu, Navi Ninat) {
    
	Eltu.connectQueue(Ninat);
	Ninat.connectQueue(Eltu);
	
	Eltu.setTsaherpesStatus(true);
	Eltu.setTsaherpesTypes("painful","severe",3);
	
	Ninat.setMatedForLife(Eltu);
		
    }
}

v1.1:

Code:

package Pandora

public class TsahayluWithNinat {

    public void tsahaylu(Avatar Eltu, Navi Ninat) {
    
	try
	{
		Eltu.connectQueue(Ninat);
	}
	catch(queueException e)
	{
		Ninat.insertQueue(Eltu);
	}
	catch(queueConnectException f)
	{
		//queue goes WHERE?
		Ninat.slap(Eltu);
		Ninat.takeQueue(Eltu);
	}	
	
	Eltu.setTsaherpesStatus(true);
	Eltu.setTsaherpesTypes("painful","severe",3)
	
	Ninat.setMatedForLife(Eltu);
		
    }
}

Thorinair · #3 04-09-2010, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Human No More

Language: C

Hey, that's mine!

Jamza · #4 04-09-2010, 08:10 PM

Code:

$ KillAll Quaritch
KillAll: Process still breathing

Human No More · #5 04-09-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamza

Code:

$ KillAll Quaritch
KillAll: Process still breathing

Code:

$ cat Quaritch arrow

Jamza · #6 04-09-2010, 11:43 PM

Code:

dd if=/dev/neytiri_juice of=/dev/queue

**Txum_kali'weya** · #7 04-10-2010, 01:05 AM

TSC

Code:

#0112
<ITJ0036:0000<FLJ0840:0000<FL+0840
<PRI<FAC0024<MSGHello!<NOD
Do you have any =coffee=<YNJ0113<NOD
You do!?<NOD<CLRCan I have some?<YNJ0114<FAC0000
<NOD<GIT0036Gave Quatitch the =coffee=.<NOD<CLR
<GIT0000Muahaha!<MYB<WAI0050<NOD<CLR
I will now destroy you!<NOD<CLO
<SPS<WAI0045<SNP0143:0053:0048:0000<MSGA wild dragon gunship appeared!<NOD
<FAC0024WAHAHAHA!!<NOD<FAC0000<CLO
<WAI0006<ANP0520:0011:0001<FON0143:0008<ANP0143:015:0001
<FOM0008<MSGQuaritch flew off...<NOD<DNP0112<END

#0113
<MSGThan I--<NOD<CLRShall Kill YOU!!<NOD<CLO<BSL2800
<MSGDefeated Quaritch!!<NOD<END
#0114
<MSGNeed...<WAI0050Coffee...<NOD<END

Thorinair · #8 05-20-2010, 11:07 PM

Code:

function naviTreatment()
{
  var navi = getNaviInSight();
  
  if(navi == "Neytiri")
  {
    grabQueue();
    do
    {
      tsahaylu("Neytiri", true);
      navi = getNaviInSight();
    } 
    while(navi == "Neytiri");
  }
  else if(navi == "Ninat")
  {
    print("Hey, how are you and Eltu doing?");
  }
}

Human No More · #9 05-21-2010, 06:56 AM

Epic