Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

[neytirifanboy]

Here is a slightly saucy one.

Jake, Norm and Grace are locked up in the brig. The guard comes in with the dinner trolly followed by Trudy.

Trudy: These traitors get steak.
Guard: Yeah. Incredible isn't it.
Trudy: I tell you what. While these traitors are eating their steak, why don't you and me go into the other cell......

After serving the prisoners the steak, Trudy and the guard disappear into the other cell.

As they are eating their lunch, the three prisoners hear sounds of rough love making, followed by the loud snoring of the sleeping guard.

Trudy opens the cell door and lets the three prsoners out.

Norm: What the hell were you doing?
Trudy: I seduced him and bounced him until he fell asleep just like you told me.
Norm: But I told you just to bang him on the head until he was unconscious..
Trudy: Exactly.