Things You'd Never Hear an Avatar Character Say

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Jake has woken in his Avatar body for the first time. With the excitement of having legs again, Jake rips of the tubes and stumbles off the bed.

A small female scientist blocks the door, preventing Jake from leaving. Jake looks at the small framed woman blocking his patch.

Jake: You've got to be kidding me. You can't stop me from leaving. I am twice your height.

Female scientist: A small woman who uses intelligence and courage can always defeat a man, no matter how big he is.

Jake: Really? how?

The female scientist suddenly rushes forward and head-butts Jake in the bollocks. As Jake falls to the ground with a grunt, the other scientisits rush to administer some calming drugs.

Female scientist: By using her head, numb nuts.